Delaney Brooks

Currently teaching a Master Class entitled “We are living in the gilded age of celebrity children”

[Delaney Brooks @Lana_Del_Bro]

all I want is to be able to text my cat while im gone all day is that too much to ask

[Delaney Brooks @Lana_Del_Bro]

majoring in comparative lit (i listened to both @sexyuniquepod and @cmbc_podcast recap scheana shay’s new book)

[Delaney Brooks @Lana_Del_Bro]

thinking about the fact that a housewife has never died

[Delaney Brooks @Lana_Del_Bro]

oh brother, we talking property or oppenheim?

[Delaney Brooks @Lana_Del_Bro]

goodbye montauk summer, hello momtok autumn

[Delaney Brooks @Lana_Del_Bro]

@jasminericegirl is the WOAT

[Delaney Brooks @Lana_Del_Bro]

@Marximillion_ My first thought as well

[Delaney Brooks @Lana_Del_Bro]

osmosis jones does not pass the bechdel test 😔

[Delaney Brooks @Lana_Del_Bro]

@Marximillion_ “West end” Caleb as if he lived on the other side of 3A in scituate lmao

[Delaney Brooks @Lana_Del_Bro]

@Marximillion_ Slice me open!!!

[Delaney Brooks @Lana_Del_Bro]

@Marximillion_ Jonah!!!! Congrats ❤️❤️❤️

[Delaney Brooks @Lana_Del_Bro]

@Marximillion_ Same w law school

[Delaney Brooks @Lana_Del_Bro]

@PsamPhaycurry @merket @therealwillshep @jslovegrove Lol Sam. We graduated in June!

[Delaney Brooks @Lana_Del_Bro]

I think I found the owner of this lovely vehicle; pats shorts and hat, mask says “I hate this stupid thing” and shirt says “defund the media” 🙃🙃

[Delaney Brooks @Lana_Del_Bro]

I ... I hate Massachusetts I stg

[Delaney Brooks @Lana_Del_Bro]

@Marximillion_ Need deets

[Delaney Brooks @Lana_Del_Bro]

@Marximillion_ Don’t forget to prepare and bring a dish!

[Delaney Brooks @Lana_Del_Bro]

@Marximillion_ Omg dm me who

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@Marximillion_ And then I saw him at the beach that summer and he avoided me@like the plague and refused to speak to me

[Delaney Brooks @Lana_Del_Bro]

@Marximillion_ Thank you for this