Alana Sly

Lana. 32. Live in my own little world. If it can be hit, it’s a drum to me. 🤷🏽‍♀️ Stay posi. 🤙🏼 LG(B)T. She/Her.

[Alana Sly @Lanafacee]

Everyone can do shit for themselves. I’m not doing shit for anyone anymore. Everyone can go fuck themselves for all that I fucking care.

[Alana Sly @Lanafacee]

Honestly. Fuck everyone. I don’t care anymore.

[Alana Sly @Lanafacee]

Hearing Matt whisper “I love you.” Into my back, after being broken up for 8 Years.. Is such a strange feeling. But weirdly comfortable. Working towards a long lost relationship is also strange. We’re both so grown up now.

[Alana Sly @Lanafacee]

Detroit on Tuesday to see Senses Fail and Story of the Year for the second time? Hell yeah!

[Alana Sly @Lanafacee]

Yearly post.

[Alana Sly @Lanafacee]

Me: *Takes my kid to his open house, talking to his 2nd grade teacher about not sending him with any snacks containing nuts*
Bray: “What’s the dress code here?”
Me: “Anything you want within reason, baby.”
Bray: “Can I come to school dressed as a peanut?” *Laughs hysterically*🤣

[Alana Sly @Lanafacee]

I’ve spent my entire summer being a farmhand. Which is fun. Normally I’d be late night free roaming the streets with Dyl and talking about life for hours on end, but tonight? I’m just drained. Haha!

[Alana Sly @Lanafacee]

You know, if I still had my Cobalt.. The 14 Degree weather and having to take my kid to school would stress me the fuck out, because of not knowing if she was going to stall in the cold and shut down. Now with my Kia, I find myself wondering that.. And remembering, she won’t. 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Alana Sly @Lanafacee]

Making my arrangements to sell off my Cobalt to the junkyard.. And I feel like I’m going to cry EVERY 5 Seconds. I love that car. I’ve loved that car for 7 Years. But I have another one now and it’s time for her to go.

[Alana Sly @Lanafacee]

Why does BO6 HAVE to be sooo laggy?! I just want to get my regular set of kills without lagging out, losing them, and dying. 😩😩 Oh well. Probably buying this 2008 Kia Spectra Wagon this weekend or Monday. Then I get rid of my car. It’s finally happening! It’s bittersweet.

[Alana Sly @Lanafacee]

Funny part? Her husbands aunts are gonna give her the money for it. But I have to buy it first, take it to my house, wait for her to come get it. I asked her “What happens if they don’t pay for it?” And she just said “Then CONGRATULATIONS! You have a 2001 Chevy Monte Carlo!” 🤣🤣

[Alana Sly @Lanafacee]

I ended up not buying the SUV I thought I would and kept my car for a while longer. Shit didn’t pan out, and that’s okay. It just wasn’t for me, I guess. I can accept that. But Livy might be getting this 01 Chevy Monte Carlo though. 🤣🤣

[Alana Sly @Lanafacee]

Well. Was gonna buy a new car tomorrow. But got out offered. So I guess back to square one. It’s all good. Maybe the car just wasn’t meant for me. And that’s fine.

[Alana Sly @Lanafacee]

Probably buying a new car tomorrow. Yay!

[Alana Sly @Lanafacee]

My stepdad is so proud of himself because he brought me back coffee. 🤣🤣

[Alana Sly @Lanafacee]

People during my uncles funeral today: “So sorry for your loss.”
My family and I with our cremated family member: “He’s in the box. 😏😏”
🤣

[Alana Sly @Lanafacee]

I swear to God. EVERY day this week. Someone has woken me up at 9:00 AM when I went to sleep at 8:00 AM after working all night, and staying up the remainder to take Brayden to school. I’m so exhausted. Just leave me alone and tell me whatever when I get up.

[Alana Sly @Lanafacee]

My kid has been on a pizza and slushie kick.. Since he found out that I can make Pizza and slushies at home. 😩😩😩

[Alana Sly @Lanafacee]

I just want EVERYONE to leave me the fuck alone for the rest of duration of this day. I’m exhausted. I want to sleep. It’s hard to do that with EVERYONE CALLING ME!!! -_-

[Alana Sly @Lanafacee]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! It’s windy out. My power went out. Luckily.. I have a burger light and multiple other lights that give me light to my bedroom.. I also have a fully charged power bank to charge my phone. 🤣🤣🤷🏽‍♀️