Lanaire

Years of masterbating with Jergens® lotion have made my hands smoother than silk

[Lanaire @Lanaire]

Sometimes the idea is sexier than the reality—it's like the saying, "Be careful what you wish for."

[Lanaire @Lanaire]

Bottle service has to be one of the biggest scams people have fallen for... like, why pay three times or more for what a bottle costs? That has to be one of the dumbest flexes guys have succumbed to.

[Lanaire @Lanaire]

I never report an app that has crashed on my phone because, for one, I'm not a snitch, and secondly, I fear they might retaliate against me for exposing their bugs.

[Lanaire @Lanaire]

Dryer sheets have me out here feeling like a magician, and for my next trick, here's a random dryer sheet up my sleeve.

[Lanaire @Lanaire]

I spend most of my time scrolling through Instagram trying to find the post that disappeared when I first opened the app. Well played, Instagram.

[Lanaire @Lanaire]

"I miss you."
Why do people still say this in 2023?! If you really want to see someone, it's easier than ever now. Just remember, time is limited for all of us. So, if someone crosses your mind and they truly matter to you, make the effort to reach out. Actions > Words. #doit

[Lanaire @Lanaire]

Cyrano who? ChatGPT is the real smooth talker in town! 🤵🏻💬🎭 #DigitalCyrano #SiriWho #LanguageModelHumor 😎

[Lanaire @Lanaire]

Question: If you were married or dating someone on the Malaysian Flight MH370 that disappeared, how long do you wait before you move on? And what if they showed up later on, like Tom Hanks did in Cast Away?

[Lanaire @Lanaire]

Question for people who call others "sheep" or "followers": Are you currently wearing clothes? If so, why? Because last time I checked, we weren't born wearing clothes, so I think it's safe to assume we all conform or follow some type of man-made rules.

[Lanaire @Lanaire]

Question for people that smoke cigarettes: Why do some of you not smoke in your car or home? So, it's not okay for your home or vehicle... but it's okay for your body?! 🤔

[Lanaire @Lanaire]

Question for single people: Do you have a favorite side of the bed, or do you just sleep in the middle of that b*tch?

Question for married or relationship people: Who chooses to sleep on which side, and is that the first fight in the relationship/marriage?

[Lanaire @Lanaire]

@veefriends @garyvee

#veefriends #garyvee

[Rolling Loud @RollingLoud]

Introducing @loudpunxnft 👽 A quick recap from a conversation between @garyvee and @tariqcherif 🐐🐐

[Maverick @Maverick_MIG86]

@printer_brrr @veefriends @Macys @garyvee @ToysRUs hope this helps <3 🦛

[Gary Vaynerchuk @garyvee]

The trading card part of @veefriends has really expanded the I.P and interest - will be fun to do collectible toys, comics, stickers ect .. man .. the journey of building an I.P is so darn fun

[Brycent @brycent]

. @veefriends is what nft utility is supposed to look like.

IP that changes the world and brings newcomers into the space. 🚀

Well done my hero @garyvee! 👏🏾

[Gary Vaynerchuk @garyvee]

Hope everyone has a really nice day and weekend

[Lanaire @Lanaire]

We all have to start somewhere 👏🏾🙌🏾🤙🏾

This is what my first apartment looked like minus the chair…we sat on the floor 😂😆🤣

[Lanaire @Lanaire]

@yourmainarab We all have to start somewhere 👏🏾🙌🏾🤙🏾

[Lanaire @Lanaire]

@veefriends set complete 👏🏾🙌🏾🤙🏾#veefriends #garyvee @garyvee #TradingCards #Collectibles #nft #NFTCommunity #NFTutility