Lana Banana

[Lana Banana @LananBanan]

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[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

GOOD VIBES ONLY YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH

[Lana Banana @LananBanan]

@chooserich You got this!

[Lana Banana @LananBanan]

@2170cell This is genius.

[Lana Banana @LananBanan]

@StudioBellini gm marcela! 💖

[Lana Banana @LananBanan]

@chooserich You got this. Go beat its ass. We all here for anytime you do wanna talk about it. <3

[Lana Banana @LananBanan]

@2170cell gm

[Lana Banana @LananBanan]

@StudioBellini gm 🤍

[banteg @banteg]

justin sun vs wlfi

the original token deployed sep 2024 had no blacklist and no seizure, but it was upgradable. the blacklist was added in v2 on aug 24, 2025. 11 months after sun invested and one week before trading opened. on nov 19, 2025, another upgrade added batch reallocation, essentially seizing, justified with saving phished funds.

whatever the paper contract said, the code for vesting contract supports cliff dates, linear schedules, and up to 8 segments per category. wlfi used none of these to restrict sun. they chose 20% instant lump-sum unlock, then punished him for using a fraction of it. the remaining 80% has no vesting schedule at all, 7+ months later, claimable() returns 0.

the vesting contract has per-category schedules to enforce token lockups. what's interesting is wlfi has carved out a special category 3 specifically for justin sun, he's the only user in it. the other 519 investors are in category 1.

14 minutes before sun activated his wallet, wlfi's own 3-of-5 multisig configured category 3 to release 20% of his 3b allocation as freely transferable tokens at trading start.

over the next 3 days sun transferred out 55m. a single guardian eoa (also on multisig) blacklisted him. that address is also the sole owner of a second guardian safe with threshold 1. so one person can freeze anyone, while seizing requires 3-of-5.

meanwhile, the same multisig is using 5b wlfi as collateral on dolomite to borrow $250m in stablecoins. they represent 98% of all wlfi on dolomite and 86% of the protocol's entire borrow volume. two safes with the same five signers, running a usd1/usdc loop that recycles borrowed usd1 as collateral to borrow usdc and feed it back.

[Lana Banana @LananBanan]

@bitcoinbella_ this....is so cute <3

[Lana Banana @LananBanan]

@KookCapitalLLC https://t.co/TLOKOIr3zX

[Polymarket Traders @PolymarketTrade]

NEW POLYMARKET: Which crypto company will ZachXBT expose?

👉 https://t.co/Y7POStaOlx

[Lana Banana @LananBanan]

new era

[Lana Banana @LananBanan]

@StudioBellini 😍😍😍

[Big D @bigdsenpai]

https://t.co/EWEI2RM72e

[Lana Banana @LananBanan]

@bitcoinbella_ ❣️Great dad

[Lana Banana @LananBanan]

@StudioBellini 🖤🖤🖤yesssss!

[Sarah - odyssey.ai @0xsatoshisarah]

Unless we start building the consumer bridge between crypto and normal people, this industry will continue to cycle through extraction plays until everything dead and everyone is left defeated.

We need intuitive apps that people can deposit <$100 into and interact fully with.

[Lana Banana @LananBanan]

@StudioBellini gm

[Lana Banana @LananBanan]

@CL207 While its not SF or Vegas, wonder if there are spots similar in those areas to this in Wyoming that may take it to put on display? This is a 501c3 that takes on loans for display for a good cause.
https://t.co/A6djk5iuHg

[Lana Banana @LananBanan]

@slitnxy Will be praying for him. He is strong and he is surrounded by love.

[Lana Banana @LananBanan]

@StudioBellini This is my favorite one. So good!

[Lana Banana @LananBanan]

@Muncheds2 Wishing you the best luck, Munch.