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@KatyHillTV has barred me :(

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Minge The Merciless

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Dear Cosplayers:

Grow up!

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"Walnut Whip" is actually short for "Walnut Whipple"
#fact

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Note to self:

Form a Fleetwood Mac tribute band.

Call it "Mimic Fleetwood".

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Turns out I was the only one they had do a slut drop at the polling station today!

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@AngelaBarnes I PREFER LUCY WORSLEY ANYWAY!

(* takes a gulp, and fights back a tear* )

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Football is costing me a fortune lately!
Had to buy an Aston Vill shirt last week, and a Bayern Munich one this week!
WORTH IT!
#COYS

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Goe Jomez.
#LIVBHA

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Steve Mcqueef

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People that squash food onto the back of their fork can fuck off.

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Note to self:
The Middle East, and The East Midlands are different places.

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@SpursOfficial @DeclanMcKenna @SpursStadium

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West Ham fans telling us all they're European Champions last June.
Fast forward 6 months, and they're all leaving at half time!?!

#WHUARS

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You have to wonder how extreme Arsenal's celebrations will be THIS week! 🙄

#WHUARS

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I wouldn't mind being the longest serving cast member from Eastenders,but it's not the Beale and end all is it?

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Re watching #AlMurray 's #TimeGentlemenPlease and falling back in love with #JuliaSawala and #EmmaPierson
❤️

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They said I'd never be any good at poetry because im dyslexic, but so far I've made 2 jugs and a plate.

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https://t.co/ihoSViqBDe

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Who's idea was it to stage the World Coughing Championships at the same venue as the #WorldIndoorBowls ?

#bbcbowls

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Christmas time.
Cameltoe and wine.