lance_realhamptonman

Bay Area ✈️ DC ✈️ NYC / Hampton U Alum 👨🏿‍🎓 / WE$T$IDE Member 💯 / Black In Tech 👨🏿‍💻

[Ayômîde 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

“he finally gets enough courage to flirt.”

Make him say ‘you too’ when the waitress says enjoy your meal.

[Ayômîde 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

“he just got in bed.”

make him wonder if he locked the front door.

[Ayômîde 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

“he finally plugs his charger before his phone dies”

make the charger only work if the phone is bent at a 37° angle.

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

‘Are you busy?’

Me: ‘No’

*Incoming video call*

[lance_realhamptonman @Lance2raw24]

@SEC Yall need to do a full investigation on these refs in the Arkansas vs Kentucky game. They gave Arkansas 4 techs in 37 seconds and the Kentucky players doing the same thing smh 😑

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Congratulations to Indiana University and Coach Cignetti on winning their first College Football Playoff National Championship. One of the greatest turnarounds of all time.

[Curt Cignetti @CCignettiIU]

Chapter 2.......

#GOIU #IUFB

[lance_realhamptonman @Lance2raw24]

Seems like @united willingly lies about bin space available on their planes to force people to check in their bags. Unbelievable

[lance_realhamptonman @Lance2raw24]

I’m never flying @united! You mad me check in my duffle bag and as soon I get on the plane, i see all the bin space available. I don’t understand, how you do you force me to check in duffle bag. SMH !!!

[lance_realhamptonman @Lance2raw24]

@AmericanAir I just don’t understand how you make me check my bag in and I get on the plane I see all the bin space free. You didn’t have nobody else check their bag after me . This is unbelievable

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

can we get a wellness check on him 😭

[lance_realhamptonman @Lance2raw24]

@JFKairport might be the worst airport in the country. What’s the point of having TSA pre check if you just gon close it down… unbelievable

[lance_realhamptonman @Lance2raw24]

@JFKairport might be the worst airport in the country. What’s the point of having TSA pre check if the line is closed… unbelievable

[Nike Football @usnikefootball]

When you get your opportunity, create your next one.

[d. @_312DARIUS]

5th round QB my fucking ass you all should be ashamed of yourselves

[d. @_312DARIUS]

I don’t got the flooded AP but this Seiko in the air for ya lol @ShedeurSanders

[Tre @Tre092]

Every time Shedeur sanders makes a good play they pan the camera to at least one black person in the crowd lmao. That’s insane

[✨Lei Lei✨ @leiileiijaee203]

All of us black people watching Shedeur Sanders tonight 🤣

[#SincereFC 🇺🇸🇧🇷🇨🇴🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @NotLikeRuss]

The camera man looking for black fans in the crowd after every play Shedeur makes