Lance Carter

I change diapers. I act in things. I like beer and drinks with tequila. And I'm the guy behind @DailyActor.

[Lance Carter @LanceCarter]

"Lance is a super gay name" - Tina Fey

[Lance Carter @LanceCarter]

@elonmusk Maybe you should have taken all that money you spent on the Wisconsin race and put that to supporting all of your children?

[Lance Carter @LanceCarter]

@BrettFavre Did God tell you to text a dick pic to that reporter?

[Lance Carter @LanceCarter]

@mcuban L poo

[Lance Carter @LanceCarter]

@Franklin_Graham Maybe you can ask him to fuck your wife?

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

Oh how I love this

[Lance Carter @LanceCarter]

@Franklin_Graham Did you ask your Miami pool boy to pray for our nation? Or was his dick in your wife?

[Casey Vandeventer @HiCaseyV]

When I was a waitress, Kiefer Sutherland would come in to dine and ask “what’s your rent?” and then write that amount on the tip line of the check.

[John-Paul Spiro @johnpaulspiro]

@parabasis

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Joey Bragg says Disney Channel didn’t have to pay 100% of minimum wage to actors in first 3 seasons of some shows

They would then reboot the series under a different name — “We were Liv & Maddie, the last season was ‘Liv & Maddie: Cali Style’”

(Source: https://t.co/U9wnF6kWbo)

[Alan Alda @alanalda]

The boots and dog tags I wore every day that we filmed MASH just sold at auction for $125,000 - all going to the Alda Center for Communicating Science at Stony Brook U. I'm very grateful. The Center is thrilled. And so am I.
https://t.co/Jrh4zOniTB

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

this pic goes so hard

[Lance Carter @LanceCarter]

@LoriSaldanaSD @MayorToddGloria @CA_FPPC Residents of downtown like this. This is a good step to cleaning up the streets and making them safer. Thanks, @MayorToddGloria

[James Gunn @JamesGunn]

Our editor @FredRaskin asked us, about two weeks into editing this scene, where the wires were. He didn’t realize this incredible effect by @LegacyEffects wasn’t actually @prattprattpratt. Our special effects & makeup teams put their hearts into this film like everyone else. #GotGVol3

[Lance Carter @LanceCarter]

Don't worry! It's Texas! That shooter will get off free and clear. #NRA

[Lance Carter @LanceCarter]

@shrimpJAJ No love for San Diego?

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

he gets paid more because he spent 20+ years earning the luxury of being a big name actor you lunatics

[Lance Carter @LanceCarter]

You better hurry up. It's almost State Fair tour season!

[Travis Tritt @TravisTritt]

I will be deleting all Anheuser-Busch products from my tour hospitality rider. I know many other artists who are doing the same.

[Lance Carter @LanceCarter]

@Acyn She's talking about her vagina, right?

[Lance Carter @LanceCarter]

After Alabama lost tonight, here's hoping none of their players go out and murder innocent people tonight! #NCAATournament #Alabama

[Lance Carter @LanceCarter]

Maryland plays Alabama tomorrow! That #Alabama team has a murderers row of talent. A lot of their players have some big guns in their arsenal, so they can definitely shoot their way out of trouble. Really hope they don't murder us. #NCAAMarchMadness #MarylandTerrapins