Lance Combes

A new being

Finally awoken and unleashed upon the earth

I am not like I used to be, I've changed sides as I realized that I was fighting myself all along

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My first Tweet wait this is my chance to say something profound quick think of something um...oh...wait...FART JOKE!? DANG!!!#FirstTweetFail

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My first tweet in a long time.

I've been through a lot, gone through a lot of changes, grown as a person.

It's been a wild ride trying to find stability!

[MGII @MGII_]

Backups are in. Blowout win, all but official. Andy Reid cooking up another AFC West win. Nothing like some Sucka Soup on a cold fall day
#ChiefsKingdom

[Bryant Jackson @B_Jacks]

When your backup Qb scores a #Touchdown u in fact have opened a #CanOfWhoopass #KansasCity #Chiefs #ChiefsKingdom #KCvsDEN #RunItBack

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Butt hurt makes sense after good hard ass fucking! 🤣

🤜👌

[CKx @o0okc]

Lol my bronco fan friends are hella Butt hurt right now. 😂

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#Touchdown is a beautiful word that transcends all language barriers!

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Right? 😂

[archersbowsports @archersbowsport]

The last time the Broncos beat the Chiefs

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I know it's a sin and probably illegal, but I'm watching hardcore bestiality, because the @Chiefs are running a train on the @Broncos!

The #Chiefs are especially fun to watch this season since they're the best in the #NFL and they've got the rings to prove it!

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My first #PUBGMobile match of the decade, not anything to brag about, but not a bad omen, I'm pretty happy with my performance after a 100+ day hiatus!

#iMOPAF https://t.co/UCFFjnMSrO

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SidAlpha Sings Never Gonna Give You Up; But I Added Music in the Background: https://t.co/kkUnkuDJQ8 via @YouTube

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An Original 5 Gum Memes Compilation: https://t.co/Qk8O9fuc1B via @YouTube

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Today was probably the worst day of my life thus far, I'm so tired and broken, life will never be the same again, I'm just so ready to go to sleep and hope it was all was just a terrible nightmare! — feeling depressed

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Dennis Dale Combes https://t.co/dslZWiitSM

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LazarBeam Admits Australia HOAX; FLAT EARTH 100%PROOF! ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!: https://t.co/zwam5mRKl7 via @YouTube

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[YTP] LazarBeam Exposed; A Dangerous Future Despot: https://t.co/Sn8TYqUpu7 via @YouTube

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Yakko's World; But... It's Time To Stop!: https://t.co/t6xTgMQmQe via @YouTube

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Finally, took Warner Brothers long enough lol!

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FULL METAL RETARD: https://t.co/HYwGbaK2C6 via @YouTube

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Yakko's World; but PewDiePie is a Nazi: https://t.co/oC77o1dmdU via @YouTube

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Yakko's World; but Yakko's World (Needs Love Too): https://t.co/Ra6v2dpsK4 via @YouTube

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Unnecessary Censorship; Samantha Fox - Bleep Me (I Want Your Body): https://t.co/SOJVhzMoPz via @YouTube