Lance Confer

Kindness makes for happiness.

[Lance Confer @LanceConfer]

Happiness is the art of never holding in your mind the memory of any unpleasant thing that has passed

[Disclose.tv @disclosetv]

JUST IN - Trump will make a rare trip to Camp David for a cabinet meeting on Wednesday. All of his cabinet members are expected to attend.

[Steve Byrne @stevebyrnelive]

This is rich coming from her. Here's a personal story of the irony here: 2007, CH does The Tonight show w Jay Leno. She makes fun of Angelina Jolie & her newly adopted son, 3 yr old Pax, who is Asian.

CH: “He probably doesn’t even realize he’s Asian yet! He certainly doesn’t know he’s going to be a horrible driver… or that he’s going to be amazing at doing nails!”

The next few days there was plenty of outrage, disappointment & accusations of racism levied against NBC.

2 weeks later, I'm booked on The Tonight Show & I've already had my set approved. I was told, I can't tell any of my jokes because of the blowback of her hacky, racist jokes. Yes, I couldn't tell jokes about being Asian because she did so much damage making fun of Asians.

Then, weeks later of 2007, I performed at a showcase where CH was present. Prior to, I had never spoken to, met or interacted with her & as I was wrapping up my set, I mentioned her in the crowd? It's odd to see a comedian sitting in a showcase watching w audience, so I mentioned it in passing. She then yelled out "you're doing a great little Asian job".

MY POINT: I personally know Shane & Tony aren't racist. In fact, I don't think Chelsea is racist. Sure, she's got a long history of promiscuity, an affinity for day drinking, publicly stated she's prescribed a healthy dose of anti depressants, rumored to be awful to work for or with, has a punch card to a plastic surgeon, accused of punching down in her comedy, never been married or had kids & lives alone in her 50s, had dinner with Jeffrey Epstein but c'mon gang, she's not racist.

[zerohedge @zerohedge]

US TO GRANT $2B TO 9 QUANTUM COMPUTING FIRMS, TAKE STAKES: WSJ

Among companies receiving funds:

IBM: $1BN
GFS: $375MM
QBTS: $100MM
RGTI: $100MM
INFQ: $100MM

[Natural Philosophy @Naturalphilosy]

“After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box.”

— Italian Proverb

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Trump has signed an executive order invoking the Defense Production Act amid rising energy prices.

The order directs federal resources toward boosting production of petroleum, liquefied natural gas, coal, and power grid infrastructure.

[Felix Prehn 🐶 @felixprehn]

JP Morgan also mapped out what happens if the deal falls apart.

If fighting continues and escalates, they expect Saudi oil production to go offline. That pushes oil toward $125, possibly $150.

Everything changes from there.

In that scenario, the dollar strengthens, stocks sell off, and gold drops short term.

The only sectors JP Morgan likes if the deal collapses are:

- Energy stocks
- Oil services
- Pipelines
- Defense companies
- Fertilizer producers

Everything else gets hit.

The sectors hit hardest if the deal falls apart:

- Airlines, especially smaller carriers that could go under.
- Retailers
- Rate-sensitive stocks like real estate.

And any company with heavy borrowing costs. JP Morgan is very direct about avoiding these

Thread below covers more.

[First Squawk @FirstSquawk]

WHITE HOUSE: TRUMP SIGNS DEFENSE PRODUCTION ACT DETERMINATION ON DOMESTIC PETROLEUM OUTPUT, COVERING LARGE-SCALE ENERGY INCLUDING NATURAL GAS.

[Marc Andreessen 🇺🇸 @pmarca]

Nope. Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

[The Enforcer @ItsTheEnforcer]

🚨BREAKING: Iran claims it received a new advanced air defense system and deployed it on Friday. It’s believed to be the cause of heavy USAF losses over the last 24hrs.

Current preliminary assessments indicate it’s likely a Russian-made S-500 Prometheus.

[Malcontent News @MalcontentmentT]

Let's try this again

F-15E - destroyed
A-10C - destroyed
A-10C - damaged - RTB
CH-47 - destroyed in Kuwait
F-16 - reportedly damaged - RTB
HH-60W - damaged RTB
HH-60W - damaged RTB
F-16 - squawk 7700 over Iraq - RTB
KC-135R - squawk 7700 RTB
MQ-9 - destroyed

Terrible day

[Malcontent News @MalcontentmentT]

Less than 72 hours after Russia shipped arms to Iran via the Caspian, 2 US planes shot down. Just saying.

[Amock_ @Amockx2022]

Breaking : THIS IS HILARIOUS 😂

12 PM : Trump 🇺🇸 said "We’re flying wherever we want. Nobody is even shooting at us"

2 PM : Iran 🇮🇷 shot down US F-15 jet 🔥

4 PM : Iran 🇮🇷 hits US A-10 plane 🔥

5 PM : Iran 🇮🇷 forced F-16 declare emergency landing 🔥

7 PM : Iran 🇮🇷 forced KC-135 to have emergency declarations 🔥

[Ali Ahmadi @AliR_Ahmadi]

How did Iran down an F-15 but not something so significantly slower and larger?

[Ana Escobar @AnaEscobarShow]

Ben Shapiros uncle stole a nuclear bomb from Pennsylvania and smuggled it to Israel btw

[Swaggy Unc, IQ 267 @swaggyunc]

Hm

[First Squawk @FirstSquawk]

G7 URGES EVERY NATION TO AVOID UNFAIR EXPORT RESTRICTIONS ON OIL AND RELATED GOODS.

[Elcrackdel23 @elcrackdel23]

Jp Morgan ha creado un mapa de cuánto tiempo nos queda, cuando se encuentran en problemas las zonas afectadas
Asia: 1 de Abril
Europa: 10 de Abril
Norte América: 15 de Abril
Australia: 20 de Abril

[Disclose.tv @disclosetv]

NEW - IED discovered at MacDill Air Force Base in Tampa, Florida. Headquarters to CENTCOM and the U.S. military's special ops — Fox