LanceAnderson

Got a dog called Pineapple. I cut down trees for a living. Don't mess with me.

[LanceAnderson @LanceIsCanadian]

whats going on here?

[LanceAnderson @LanceIsCanadian]

Bunch of morons. Bragging about their privilidges. Probably riddled with swine flu.

[Benjamin Short @B_Short2]

The US and UK are going to shit.
Meanwhile here in Adelaide Australia, 30,000 people attending sports because we followed the restrictions early. Man I love living here.

[LanceAnderson @LanceIsCanadian]

@B_Short2 So now you decide get rid of the rules yourselves?
I bet at least 1/4 of the 30k people there have symptoms.
CUNTS

[LanceAnderson @LanceIsCanadian]

Rumour has it next years Dancing On Ice will be completely same sex couples.... because that’s the audience they seem to be targeting #DancingOnIce #philipscofield #handmatt #samesex #gay #verygay #toogayforme

[LanceAnderson @LanceIsCanadian]

@passwordisshhh Didn’t even know that! Makes much more sense now!

[LanceAnderson @LanceIsCanadian]

Could Dancing On Ice possibly get any gayer? Just when you think they can’t top same sex dance partners, now Philip has come out the closet! Christ alive..
#DancingOnIce #philipschofield #h #gayness #boredofit #handmatt

[LanceAnderson @LanceIsCanadian]

@BF_Movie @TommyWiseau Would be nice if the movie on Blu Ray was multi-region, which is how it's advertised, but instead it's Region A locked.

[LanceAnderson @LanceIsCanadian]

Pokerhotass (Poke-Her-Hot-Ass)

#dirtyupdisney #Disney

[LanceAnderson @LanceIsCanadian]

@amy_jadee That's because you are a little girl and care too much about stuff like that lol

[LanceAnderson @LanceIsCanadian]

@_TomBruhh_ @logansofties @LoganPaul Pmsl says the one who clearly wants to be noticed by KSI. You fancy him chief?

[LanceAnderson @LanceIsCanadian]

@anarchistmae @Glinner "Turns out he's just a bigot with nothing better to do than spend all day yelling at people on Twitter." Ironic. Your bigoted opinion for those who had no quarrel with you, and you just tried to get a reaction to fulfil the satisfaction of pressing a block button? Weakling.

[LanceAnderson @LanceIsCanadian]

@anarchistmae @rickygervais Sounds like you're just an angry dickgirl with no self-esteem or credible opinions. You don't like a comedian for mocking something that is universally mocked regardless? Everything is funny, or none of it is. You tranny mongloid. Now stop being edgy and put your wig back on.

[LanceAnderson @LanceIsCanadian]

@Wetmovie Bloody good one this week! Damn son these pick-ups! Thrawwwww

[LanceAnderson @LanceIsCanadian]

@GrampaYour Omg this makes eating gelatin way more cool! Thx!

[LanceAnderson @LanceIsCanadian]

@daniwxxds Are you mentally deranged or something? I was clearly exaggerating to amplify my point. Ya nonce.

[LanceAnderson @LanceIsCanadian]

There's 2 genders in the world. Nothing else. To those who identify themselves as a lamppost, let them, but they'd still be getting called 'male' or 'female' by me. Cunts.
#SavePiers #savepiersmorgan

[LanceAnderson @LanceIsCanadian]

Yeah! Let's fire one of the only men who isn't afraid to speak his mind! #FirePiers! Then you can carry on identifying as a toaster without anyone judging you! Pffft, get a fucking grip.
#SavePiers #savepiersmorgan

[LanceAnderson @LanceIsCanadian]

@laracentric hot.

[LanceAnderson @LanceIsCanadian]

@GrandadCracknom @yoshikagei Hahaha! It's a laugh I suppose. You're right there, I actually thought it was Peter Kay in make up at first but I didn't want to say anything lol