Lance

Loves a good Laugh

[Lance @LanceLancej]

#Countryfile Yes all Successful Farmers live in the Cotswolds.

[Lance @LanceLancej]

#countryfile Yes get up close & feel their Testicles as Ellie would say

[Lance @LanceLancej]

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@mr_chambers_ He's waiting for Park to go insolvent & then he will snap them up for a Quid.

[Lance @LanceLancej]

#Countryfile Hang on you need sheep Dog !

[Lance @LanceLancej]

#Countryfile those Jacob sheep make great Crackers

[Lance @LanceLancej]

#Countryfile Yes it must be difficult keeping the park tidy Public hoards. Oh hang it was shut.

[Lance @LanceLancej]

#Countryfile Oh yes the Epping forest Druids

[Lance @LanceLancej]

#Countryfile Alot of Marsh Frogs came across the Channel & took the jobs of the other frogs

[Lance @LanceLancej]

#Countryfile I know build an open air pub on Hamstead Heath

[Lance @LanceLancej]

#Countryfile Get The Spoons open !!

[Lance @LanceLancej]

@PolygoniaSpec Angle grinder will do it

[Lance @LanceLancej]

#Countryfile Yes I thought the horses hooves needed doing

[Lance @LanceLancej]

#Countryfile Notice how Adam doesn't mention the cost I bet it's Mates Rates

[Lance @LanceLancej]

#countryfile Nice Helmet shame about the shirt !

[Lance @LanceLancej]

#Countryfile There's Trouble at Sea The Doom Lord investigates

[Lance @LanceLancej]

#countryfile Domsters got a new

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#countryfile Hang on Shouldn't Tom be handling this Box Doomster Caterpillar story ?

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#countryfile you can't beat a Box Wood Recorder .

[Lance @LanceLancej]

#countryfile The Crafty Cravester finds a way making Whiskey from Ash Die back .