Colonel Decker

if you see the ateam contact the authorities immediately

[Colonel Decker @LanceLegault]

@faceman_peck @cpt_hm_murdock men converge on the va hospital! Now!

[Colonel Decker @LanceLegault]

@col_j_smith acting gigs dried up smith?

[Colonel Decker @LanceLegault]

@col_j_smith have you considered smith that joss whedon has seen your monster acting and thats why you havent been cast?

[Colonel Decker @LanceLegault]

@col_j_smith guess who is back, smith

[Colonel Decker @LanceLegault]

@col_j_smith im not dead smith. I was reassigned...stop tweetin me

[Colonel Decker @LanceLegault]

This is a formal statement to say that my twitter account was hacked. Can people please stop sending me insulting tweets?

[Colonel Decker @LanceLegault]

Also I wear womens clothes & I have learnt my lesson & wont hack mental patients twitter accounts cuz....the irony @cpt_hm_murdock

[Colonel Decker @LanceLegault]

I am colonel mary decker & I luv evrythin khaki. Im sad cuz I can nevr catch @col_j_smith @faceman_peck @boscoe_albert cuz I suk at my job

[Colonel Decker @LanceLegault]

@cpt_hm_murdock @boscoe_albert @col_j_smith @faceman_peck dont do it colonel its a trap! Decker hacked my twitter so I returned the favour!

[Colonel Decker @LanceLegault]

@col_j_smith the greatest insult would be having a traitor as a son @col_j_smith

[Colonel Decker @LanceLegault]

I was temporarily reassigned to your mom @col_j_smith but now I'm back!

[Colonel Decker @LanceLegault]

I definitely have you surrounded this time colonel

[Colonel Decker @LanceLegault]

Why is my best uniform not back from the cleaners?

[Colonel Decker @LanceLegault]

@boscoe_albert @cpt_hm_murdock @col_j_smith not this time! We'll definetely get you this time, colonel!

[Colonel Decker @LanceLegault]

@col_j_smith while you're debating movies we're narrowing in on you, colonel

[Colonel Decker @LanceLegault]

The film was an absolute disgrace! Where was the decker character?

[Colonel Decker @LanceLegault]

So close this time! Almost had you smith!

[Colonel Decker @LanceLegault]

@col_j_smith you're not as smart as you think!

[Colonel Decker @LanceLegault]

All men to the va hospital now!

[Colonel Decker @LanceLegault]

Just surrender to me & ba will get the medical attention he needs - in the stockade