OG Pimpin Simpleton

I took a vacation for a year at @dildohospice. It's a nice place without useless rage over politics. Good luck to those hell bent on being hell bent.

[Emma Flinders @FlindersEmma]

#ThingsNotToDoWhenYoureAngry
Go near people.

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#ThingsCouplesAlwaysFightAbout

[OG Pimpin Simpleton @LancePimpstrong]

@DavaStarr What's the position they're applying for?
I had a house fire so mine is in pencil. Which would you rather see if you were given a choice with the background?

[OG Pimpin Simpleton @LancePimpstrong]

@weird_hist That asshole chopped up Palestine because nobody wanted the Jews & now we pay both of them to fight.

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@FINALLEVEL Why don't they boof it like they're in prison before they get there?

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@candyflippin @propapergirl I thought that was a brand. I'm screwed.

[OG Pimpin Simpleton @LancePimpstrong]

@tonyposnanski And why?

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Dan & @bobo103nyc before covid. The day before the Mets opening game at Anthony Cumia's. #GoodTime

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@miumismatic @Erisblee23 Winning is for games. Not people or relationships.

[OG Pimpin Simpleton @LancePimpstrong]

@NYCPBA When you've dealt with cops off duty you know some gotta go and nobody cares. It's going to suck to be them without their army.

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@BresiCheryl The bullet proof wish vests didn't test well. 1😂

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@GKnuklez @DonaldJTrumpJr I yelled at my mom & had 1 felony & 2 misdemeanors I had to beat & her screwing my credit was no problem.

[OG Pimpin Simpleton @LancePimpstrong]

@DonaldJTrumpJr How is it that you two can't find several scientists that hate both of you to agree on facts. It's the core.

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@Pootie_Tang666 i might go for a cornfed tat. maybe 'you just told me that my scrotum is many colored.'

[OG Pimpin Simpleton @LancePimpstrong]

@aaronbergcomedy You gotta do the bowling ball. Thumb, Index and middle. Leverage, man.

[Bill Ward @billwarddrums]

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[OG Pimpin Simpleton @LancePimpstrong]

@MysterySolvent A women that needs at least a .50 to get off in bed.

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