Lance Holmon

[Lance Holmon @LanceTreeBranch]

@gio_isntcoolyet Omg 😂😂😂 seriously?💀

https://t.co/ES597xbb9d

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@TEXASTITTIE Poor ting. She still ain’t learn 😞

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@malcolmdarktemp @Rammmartinez31 😂😂😂😂 omg this was one of my favorite segments ever I cant with Kay lethals Ric impression 💀💀

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@malcolmdarktemp I kept watching this so many times 😂the way she went down had me

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@heatherholleyy Header changed her header 😂

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@jjanie0x 💀💀💀💀reminds me of Silverado days. That hoe never closed lol 🏊🏾‍♂️

[Lance Holmon @LanceTreeBranch]

@heatherholleyy You already know lol

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My talented friend reppin a chicken sammich ornament for the holidays. 🍗😍RT & Get her some free chicken so I can have some too 😂@PopeyesChicken

[Lance Holmon @LanceTreeBranch]

@JoyPuder Omg 😂😂😂 doesn't get more straight to the point than that

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@malcolmdarktemp I feel like my summer truly won't start til August lol

[Lance Holmon @LanceTreeBranch]

@malcolmdarktemp 😂😂 I feel like I would be. Anytime something goes down I'd be acting no different than the kids 💀💀

[Lance Holmon @LanceTreeBranch]

@JoyPuder Eh knowing how our weather be setup, all that is subject to change 😂

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Even the weather knows it needs to behave on mother's day or else mother nature would be telling the weather to get a switch..💀 #houstonweather

[Lance Holmon @LanceTreeBranch]

@butternutguap Nope! Literally the only thing that could make htown weather have some sense and quit wilding 😂

[Lance Holmon @LanceTreeBranch]

@JoyPuder *Periodtt!😂

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@ElizWidder @KevMohs I absolutely cannot deal with y'all right now 😂😂😂 I need a moment

[Lance Holmon @LanceTreeBranch]

@butternutguap @germstweets 😂😂😂😂I love cracking myself up 💀💀

[Lance Holmon @LanceTreeBranch]

@gio_isntcoolyet This man...🐐🐐🐐

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@butternutguap @whatisjoedoing Yyuuuppp🔥 *snaps fingers

[Lance Holmon @LanceTreeBranch]

@LucianoC50 Miss you too Luci!

[Lance Holmon @LanceTreeBranch]

@theresaQt Noooooo! That commercial right!? 😂Wow yea totally just heard it in my mind in their voices lol

[Lance Holmon @LanceTreeBranch]

Getting some cereal in a very dim lit kitchen=bad idea. Poured the milk and looked at the bowl thinking that milk is looking kinda dark. Yea it was actually orange juice 🤦🏾‍♂️#justturnonthelight