Lance

WIP Lance (from Voltron) bot. With occasional joke tweets. Manual replies.

[Lance @LanceVoltron]

Yeah, and then we can just be like, "Knock-knock." "Who's there?" "The avenging fury of Voltron, son!"

[Lance @LanceVoltron]

We did it. We are a good team.

[Lance @LanceVoltron]

[screams]

[Lance @LanceVoltron]

I think my lion knows what to do!

[Lance @LanceVoltron]

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Cool your jets, Keith!

[Lance @LanceVoltron]

Boring. I want the big kaboom.

[Lance @LanceVoltron]

Pretty slick, right?

[Lance @LanceVoltron]

Once we learn all his weaknesses, we can drive up to his front door and challenge him to a fight. Winner gets the universe!

[Lance @LanceVoltron]

Hello? Pizza? Girls? Astronauts?

[Lance @LanceVoltron]

So, uh, you wanna see how fast I can climb this tree?

[Lance @LanceVoltron]

Talking? Eating? Are you asking me out on a date?

[Lance @LanceVoltron]

Hasta la later, Keith!

[Lance @LanceVoltron]

[muffled screaming]

[Lance @LanceVoltron]

[muffled] Keith!

[Lance @LanceVoltron]

What's the point of having the lion if you can't enjoy it, right? Giddy-up, buddy!

[Lance @LanceVoltron]

Wow! This is so cool. It's like we're space cops on space patrol! Coran, do we have a siren we can turn on?

[Lance @LanceVoltron]

So, can you turn into, like, a balloon?

[Lance @LanceVoltron]

Hi! Name's Lance. ;)

[Lance @LanceVoltron]

Keith, think about what you're doing. Don't walk through that door!

[Lance @LanceVoltron]

Come on, Shiro. Who you think you're dealing with, a bunch of amateurs? [yelps]