Lance Johnson

Harding University

[Lance Johnson @Lance_J_17]

If you ever feel sad or bad about yourself go check out my Instagram @llannce

[Prime Video @PrimeVideo]

He's back. The Borat Subsequent Moviefilm: Delivery of Prodigious Bribe to American Regime for Make Benefit Once Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan arrives October 23.

(That's the full movie title we swear.)

[James @CaucasianJames]

got hustled by a girl scout. again

[Lance Johnson @Lance_J_17]

@brimorton2 Women found Lance Johnson from Jacket TV irresistible and I don’t understand why no one wants to talk about it

[TUCKER @JERICHO]

If violent video games cause people to be more likely to cause mass-murder, then explain to me how after years of playing dating games, I'm still single.

[billiam @BillRatchet]

i miss her so much

[James @CaucasianJames]

we spend so much money on the military like we don’t already have thousands of eagle scouts ready for combat

[Lance Johnson @Lance_J_17]

@fpsINFA So true bro, sick tweet keep it up

[James @CaucasianJames]

so true. being a student athlete at wii u is beyond time consuming. sometimes i don’t even have time to strap the controller on my wrist properly and yet, i still find the time to dm girls between rounds of bowling

[Lance Johnson @Lance_J_17]

@NWACollin Rude

[Lance Johnson @Lance_J_17]

@KeeciW Truly a life changing experience, I am the man I am today because of this event

[Lance Johnson @Lance_J_17]

@realDonaldTrump I don’t know if you’ve realized this, but with the whole government shutdown people who have served this country stopped receiving their checks. I’m an Eagle Scout and I haven’t gotten a dime!

[OpTic HecZ @H3CZ]

“Hey Alexa, who’s the best call of duty player in the world”

🤣🤣

[Lance Johnson @Lance_J_17]

@MakadeSaulters Thanks to the best teammate❤️

[makade @MakadeSaulters]

@Lance_J_17 happy birthday to the greatest RISE basketball player ever

[Lance Johnson @Lance_J_17]

@heather_quiz Thanks Camry sister😤

[Lance Johnson @Lance_J_17]

@emi_blase Thank you so much Emily!

[brb @itaralc]

@Lance_J_17 never actually graduated. he is in fact still a senior at rockwall. he’s been lying to you all