Lance

Former business owner that switched to a career in law enforcement. Happily retired now and enjoying all Eastern Tennessee has to offer.

[Lance @Lance_w_m]

@thoroughbred96 @otakara18 It would be a vandalism charge.

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@voided Anyone who says “money doesn’t buy happiness” doesn’t know where to shop!

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@ScottAdamsSays With what? I thought democrats despised guns?

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@hisfavdistract Just looks like good morning vibes.

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@AVGirl4Life What is your definition of an “assault weapon “. As a 30 year firearm instructor, they don’t exist.

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@AmericaPapaBear He should have been run over!

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@RadioGenoa Let’s start with human or alien?

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@GuntherEagleman Except to cash their checks.

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@femalebodybuil6 Hot sauce and a glass of V8

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@realwoqia Hope she was wearing sunscreen.

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@fasc1nate This is why flame throwers were invented!

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@RealXavier011 Must be hard to adjust her after her airbags deployed.

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@Wytesmith @Ikennect 27 if you count the word “dot’s”.

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Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms out there! I lost mine in 2018 and miss her everyday.

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@TrumpsHurricane Looks like a stuck fart?

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@GuntherEagleman Nancy, she’ll have booze in her purse. And I’m doing her in the butt all week, like she’s been doing to Americans.

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@ced_jayy Have a lot of money and a new pair of boots and a belt!! And dinner for that matter.

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@ashlleyraexo This photo made it better

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@musk_news13 I really hate AI but it does do some cool stuff.

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@emily_tweets Front or back? Asking for a friend.