Lafayette Football

This is the offical lafayette lancer football twitter page for the 2011 season updating you on all things LANCERS. #ThePentitentiary

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Star player Nick Messer was seen wearing a full camo outfit in an effort to impress Army Coaches. "I'll do whatever it takes" says Nick

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The lancers take to a night of anxiety. Which movie will it be... "pee wees playhouse" or "The 18th Volume in the Biography of Steve Miller"

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Just in case you didn't know who he was. Now you do.

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And going into halftime the score is 21-0 in favor of the lancers. The only thing going through our heads, "dalton doin work".

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“@ThomasAntolik: @LancerNation12 my 6th grade jr. Lancers team won the championship against parkway north 28-0 can we get a RT?” #tradition

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#gimmedose @RWD40 @alottafladda @Msavage6

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Coach Manne will be using a hard hat as a prop for today's talk. He will also cast a live welder and one socially outcasted wolve

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It was noted that well respected coach Manne will be turning in his hard hat and lunch pale in exchange for rain dance lessons for the team

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After 41 straight hours of film, the Lafayette Lancers have decided that if it's Gameday, we have a game today

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"I've learned my lesson, next time don't get caught" says senior rebel wide recievers "tha derrs"

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"We really gave them the vaseline" says standout defensive back/ athlete Khyile (how ever you spell it) Moore

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The Lafayette Lancers are ecstatic about the upcoming team dinner. "you know it's a dream come true", says senior manager Joe Linneman.

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Shout out to @ThaThickness77 for his tipball interception last night. He wanted it

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The talent of @LancerRoundball 's tweets is very similar to Tony Romo's ability to close a football game

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What a day at practice

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Bacteria walked into a bar and the bartender told him he had to leave and he replied,"cmon, I'm a fungi!!"

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Senior WR Tyler Manne is "excited to wear pink this Friday because it really brings the team together for a great cause"

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Ivy league schools confused after mistaking senior WR Anders Fladda's 5.2 40 time for his GPA

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College baseball coaches have reconsidered their recruitment of 3B Anders Fladda and have recommended his name to the womans swim team

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Rumors are true. Scouts from ITT tech and pheinox online will be observing practice today in hopes of a verbal commitment from Anders Fladda