Lance Morgan

Professional Dog Trainer, Corvette Owner, Ball Knower, Meatloaf Eater, Box Puncher

[𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐄𝐒 @Antunes1]

Fuck Messi all my niggas love Cristiano Ronaldo

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@cfcsimv2 Because it’s Messi lmao

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@TheBurt555 Middle left and bottom left looking a little suspect here

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@30GotNext Yo nigga watch yo mothfucka tone

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@peteseagull79 According to Fox News they’ve been doing that anyway for the past 25 years

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@Brungod

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@TheBurt555 I think we all know that fat girl was Burt.

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@logredou X translator is the greatest thing to come to this app

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@stoolpresidente Typical retard 🧃

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If lamine chose Morocco over Spain his discourse would look very different.

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@elitetakes_ 2-0 to the good, fuck your kangaroos

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Was not a big advocate for resigning 38 year old Goldschmidt but respect to the former MVP cuz the nigga been hooping.

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@mrAUARA67 First human in history to form this sentence

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@mrAUARA67 And then you remind yourself that draymond is the first nba player with cte

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@TheBurt555 @stingeybanker Yea but then again it’s only castle second year, fox is suppose to be an all nba pg an instead he’s a playoff dropper who in hindsight would’ve had the same production as a washed cp3

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@marshthemagnet1 Beer drinking daughter is unbelievably performative

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@TheBurt555 Buscuit FC prevails

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Do niggas who post concerts on their story think anyone gives a genuine fuck.

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@BrickCenter_ Goddamnit Stephen A

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@nojumper Totally normal…