Landa Park Turkey

I was a turkey. I was out of my element. I lived in a municipal park in beautiful New Braunfels TX with a bunch of water fowl. Some dude choked me to death.

[Landa Park Turkey @LandaParkTurkey]

After much deliberation, I've decided I'm totally gonna haunt Wurstfest this year. What? I'm bored.

[Landa Park Turkey @LandaParkTurkey]

Still dead.

[Eva Ruth Moravec @EvaRuth]

remember the man accused of shaking the @LandaParkTurkey? he's been banned from Comal County property: http://t.co/VqdRGEoJ #mysa

[Landa Park Turkey @LandaParkTurkey]

@KABBFOX29 Tried to send you a DM but you're not following.

[Landa Park Turkey @LandaParkTurkey]

So long as its leaded! RT @EvaRuth: @landaparkturkey hopefully someone remembers to pour out a little Wassail for you tonight ;) @nbtxbob

[Landa Park Turkey @LandaParkTurkey]

@dk_music Just like how my life was taken.

[Landa Park Turkey @LandaParkTurkey]

Their compassion has me choked up. #TooSoon? RT @EvaRuth: @LandaParkTurkey RIP. sounds like your death gave your fans goosebumps. #fowlplay

[Landa Park Turkey @LandaParkTurkey]

@EvaRuth @nbtxbob Ghost. Twitter only allows 15 characters for usernames. Perfect for LandaParkTurkey. Not so much for LandaParkTurkeyGhost.

[Landa Park Turkey @LandaParkTurkey]

The rumors of my death have not been greatly exaggerated: http://t.co/90nKm2ru

[Landa Park Turkey @LandaParkTurkey]

Can the Ban. Gobble.

[Landa Park Turkey @LandaParkTurkey]

Lotta movement going on across the park. Something called "Wurstfest." I worked up a new logo.

[Landa Park Turkey @LandaParkTurkey]

Gobbrrrr. RT @TownCreekTX: @LandaParkTurkey Glad to see you're still hanging around these parts! Good luck with the cold blast tonight.

[Landa Park Turkey @LandaParkTurkey]

Some think I'm from the woods around town. Actually, I walked here from the Pilot Travel Center on 337. Caught on tape: http://t.co/hurahkzC

[Landa Park Turkey @LandaParkTurkey]

I need a costume. Any suggestions?

[Landa Park Turkey @LandaParkTurkey]

Good job, birds. Gobble. Goodnight.

[Landa Park Turkey @LandaParkTurkey]

@nbtxbob All about exposure. I was an understudy of Rockin' Ronnie, the best in street advertising. Man's a genius.

[Landa Park Turkey @LandaParkTurkey]

Guess which team I'm rooting for? Wrong. Cardinals. Something about birds and sticking together...

[Landa Park Turkey @LandaParkTurkey]

I see what you did there. RT @NB_Music: @LandaParkTurkey What were you playing? Duck Duck Turkey?

[Landa Park Turkey @LandaParkTurkey]

Ugh, late game. #tired

[Landa Park Turkey @LandaParkTurkey]

Hey! Who turned the fan on?!