Landen Wilf

Road goes on forever and the party never ends

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Anyone who thinks they’d rather be alone in the woods with a bear than a man hasn’t watched enough Animal Planet.

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He’s better than he once was now.
#RIPTobyKeith

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Maturing as a dude is getting lower back pain and learning what preparation H is for

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I wish bad things on telemarketers

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If you’ve never walked in to a family intervention you need to go live a little

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Kinda wonder if Indians really made arrowheads or if they also just got high and hunted them

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Gotta brush up on my politics before Thursday.

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Snoop Dogg said he’s done smokin ganja. I’m scared

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@EnronChairman Well at least she’s showing ya all she’s got to offer. I doubt babygirl got the brains of the bunch

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No Nut November got the best of me

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The geeb was a bit frosty this morning.

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Used to I didn’t think I’d wanna be caught dead at a Hardy concert. Now after clicking through all the snap stories, I KNOW I wouldn’t be caught dead at one

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The best part of going to the dispensary is the feeling that comes with knowing you could finally whip your weed guys ass.

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@stepsiswydd Got any socks and undies? I don’t think I’m gonna make it till Christmas.

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The only cool cop in Pleasant Plains just got fired. I think it may be time to fire up that mayoral campaign.

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Damn I guess everyone got married this weekend

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@crazyclips_ On the spectrum and off the robotics team

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Me and the temperature got something in common today

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Cows that jump the fence don’t usually just do it once

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@barstoolsports That mf is not real