Shit Landen Says

[Shit Landen Says @LandensWorld]

“Do they even need the M or the machine. I mean doesn’t the automated teller part imply that it’s a machine already... ugh so many redundancies”

[Shit Landen Says @LandensWorld]

“Do you have to say hot milf or by saying milf you are already implying she is hot?”

[Shit Landen Says @LandensWorld]

Do you think there are sugar salesmen that like go around and actually sell sugar? I feel like people would always be very suspicious if you told them that.

[Shit Landen Says @LandensWorld]

How small does a piece of land have to be to be considered an island? If you really think about it wouldn’t every piece of land be an island?

[Shit Landen Says @LandensWorld]

“I don’t know why I feel funny when I pee, maybe the burning means I’m really hot” -Landen

[Shit Landen Says @LandensWorld]

After five years, Landen has just been informed that his computer background is not of him and his wife, but actually of @BaileyWaite and Landen’s wife 😂 #LandensWorld

[Shit Landen Says @LandensWorld]

What’s your plan? “First I’m going to find a gun, then I’m going to find my friends”

[Shit Landen Says @LandensWorld]

“I’m just gunna hit this blunt and debate on what to do next”
“I’m glad I have a plan that way I’m not just running around clueless”

[Shit Landen Says @LandensWorld]

*Playing FortNite* “I’m just gunna go wherever I land and hopefully there’s some good shit there”

[Shit Landen Says @LandensWorld]

“Man I hate playin with @Ninja, he always kills me”

[Shit Landen Says @LandensWorld]

"You know, I fall asleep at least once a night"

[Shit Landen Says @LandensWorld]

IDC what team you play for but choose one, we tried to get rid of the gays with AIDS but the fucking bisexuals came in and ruined everything

[Shit Landen Says @LandensWorld]

"Relationships are like the government, checks and balances, when the girl gets out of balance and power hungry, you gotta check that bitch"

[Shit Landen Says @LandensWorld]

I could never live with Aubry because she voices her opinion all the time, like I ignore Taylor when she talks about something she dont know

[Shit Landen Says @LandensWorld]

Tea < beer, I was out till 2am drinking beer and at the end I was all nice and sweet, the gf was drinking tea all night and she was a bitch

[Shit Landen Says @LandensWorld]

"It's like Wayne's World"