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18. just a zombie trying to get that degree. 🧟‍♂️

[ALIEN SUPERSTAR 🅴 @LandileUbisi]

qaba uthi i am skinny because i don’t eat enough? 😭

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everyday my mum asks whether have i eaten yet.

[rah_mmie @mmie_rah]

“you can come if you want” i’d rather go to hell, thank you.

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for someone who only eats once a day, i get full very quick.

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and this is the second time lmao, i think it’s cute though. 😂

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my mom reshares my tiktoks to her whatsApp status updates.

[Lelo @lelowhatsgood]

i can go to sleep peacefully knowing my dreams coming true is inevitable.

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https://t.co/1Kk2YIApZv

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i think it should be illegal for employees to have to work when it’s freezing outside.

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this space? i am taken aback during peak lockdown. 😭

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Two male penguins, Scampi & Flounder, are raising a chick together at Chester Zoo in the UK.

[ALIEN SUPERSTAR 🅴 @LandileUbisi]

hey @KrisJenner, there’s a recent vacant at Vogue.

[ALIEN SUPERSTAR 🅴 @LandileUbisi]

online groceries is up there with chatGPT in human’s best inventions.

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👨🏿‍🍳

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i wish i can hear iThemba for the first time again. 🥺

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i’m currently experiencing writer’s block.

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no one else can feel it for you.

[ALIEN SUPERSTAR 🅴 @LandileUbisi]

you guys are really so short or am i just too tall i don’t know.

[t. @thandoau]

i’m deeply saddened by how short weekends are, there’s always a monday looming.