Landon Micheals

Washed Baseball Player | Retired Corner Specialist | Phillies Fan | Steelers Fan | OU enthusiast | Ball Knower

[Brooks Austin @BrooksAustinBA]

If you think John Mateer paid out gambling tabs under the title "sports gambling" on Venmo...

You're as dumb as John Mateer would be if he paid out gambling tabs with the title "sports gambling" on Venmo.

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Was doing work on a sidewalk at a Bank that was closed for the JUNETEENTH Holiday. I told 6 bank goers that the bank was closed for the holiday and all 6 of them said “What Holiday?” Do better America #USA

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Remember when we used to think humping our homies was fun…good times. Miss the fellas. This new job shit got me wacked up #lyfe

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I’m fully convinced that Old Dominion does not make a bad song @CountryCentral

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ESPN needs to fire this lady doing the throphy presentation interviews for the Thunder. She is absolutely pitiful at her job. @espn @ESPNNBA do better

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I truly believe Chet is Abraham Lincoln’s greatest grandson #ThunderUp

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@NFLonFOX The UFL

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They told me bust down my AP…second round man. Got all these teams not calling my phone, I stay crying… @nflmemes

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Hey @TickPick lower the damn prices for Thunder v Lakers this afternoon. Lebron’s washed ass aint worth 200 dollars to see… #ThunderUp @TheDunkCentral

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Woke up this morning feeling good because Taijuan Walker isn’t on the mound today. Happy Opening Day to all who celebrate @PhilliesNation @PhilsTailgate #OpeningDay

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@mcuban You’ve gotta be cold because you just got ABSOLUTELY fleeced #BlockBuster @TheDunkCentral

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Real Question: When is Brittany Mahomes gonna try Jiu-Jitsu? 🥋 @BrittanyLynne @PatrickMahomes @ChiefsReporter

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@OU_MBBall Nothing can wake me up like a game winner. No Fear Fears with the game winning bucket…go home BIG BLUE y’all need some work #ticktickboom

[John Mateer @John_Mateer4]

Praise God!!
#BoomerSooner

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Missed the Fellas. Where John Mateer at? Hurry home my love…. @OUBarstool

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Lets Weekend…it’s a terrible weekend to be a beer! Cheers to College Football, NFL and Church Sunday, and to a safe holiday! #Thanksgivin 🦃

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@fliff gotta give this one to your boy, come on! The fellas let me down tonight! Here’s to Bama 🍻 #BoomerSooner @OUBarstool

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Can’t win ‘em all… on to the next one #StillerGang

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First half thoughts: Myles Garrett might not be a bum, but he plays for the Browns so he’s still in a bum in my books…. #HereWeGo @steelernation

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@CountryMusic Awards were a massive hit last night, congrats to all artists! @FatherFrank420 and I are hoping to collaborate to see some of these fine artists @WCSmokeout in July. #LongLiveCountryMusic