Jennifer Elizabeth

I build Submarines ⚓️ Public for your lurking 👀 💙 #MiLBLife ❤️ Mommy of 2 👦🏼👶🏽

[Jennifer Elizabeth @LandinosMah]

.@Starbucks is turning into @dunkindonuts with how inconsistent their drinks have been lately…
What happened to my daughter’s blending strawberry lemonade? @StarbucksCare

[Jennifer Elizabeth @LandinosMah]

@Guilty__As__Sin @swiftpitch_py @popvinylsigned

[Jennifer Elizabeth @LandinosMah]

@KayBee624 @swiftpitch_py @popvinylsigned

[Chris Meloni @Chris_Meloni]

1600 Pennsylvania ave
Washington DC

[Jennifer Elizabeth @LandinosMah]

Dear @dunkindonuts ….. why is your chat always under maintenance?
I just want my money back…
They either burn everything or just don’t toast it at all.

[Jennifer Elizabeth @LandinosMah]

@gishimoda @swiftpitch_py @popvinylsigned

[Jennifer Elizabeth @LandinosMah]

@gishimoda @swiftpitch_py @popvinylsigned Had 3 and 4 in my cart. 4 is still in stock.

[Jennifer Elizabeth @LandinosMah]

@pastbehindglass @hantalkstaylor Starbucks

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@Kp305SwiftT @hantalkstaylor Ice globes

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@chad_caleffi @ayraswiftie Free shipping over $50

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@augusttcherryy @tswiftstorenews Sweat pants and blanket for me 😅

[Jennifer Elizabeth @LandinosMah]

Cinco de Mayo in the United States is for white people who day drink and mispronounce “gracias” after they order at a Mexican restaurant.

[Jennifer Elizabeth @LandinosMah]

Need to stop ordering @Starbucks at the speaker. Ordered a Green Tea lemonade, was asked if I wanted lemonade in it. Then at the window was TOLD my order was a Peach Green Tea Lemonade. Replied "No, I ordered a GREEN TEA lemonade” Guess what I was still given @StarbucksCare

[Not Your Average Liberal @NotAvgLiberal]

When my MAGA family members begin to struggle financially,

I will not help them.

When my MAGA family members struggle to make their mortgages,

I will not help them.

When my MAGA family members struggle to put food on their tables,

I will not help them.

I have the means,

But I will not help.

My MAGA family members made a choice.

They voted against my wife, my daughters and my son.

I will never forget or forgive them.

They actually voted against themselves,

But they’re too fucking stupid to realize it.

Life is about choices.

They made theirs,

I’ve made mine.

[Jennifer Elizabeth @LandinosMah]

Times Square is almost 2 minutes behind.
Happy New Year everybody.

[Jennifer Elizabeth @LandinosMah]

So America hates women just as much as every other country in the world, cool….

[Jennifer Elizabeth @LandinosMah]

What happened to the rest of my Frap? @Starbucks @StarbucksCare

[Jennifer Elizabeth @LandinosMah]

AHHHHH ALEXIS!!!!!!!!!!!
Connecticut is SO proud of you!!!!
❤️🤍💙🇺🇸 @trackqueenlex #Paris2024 #Paris2024Olympics

[Jennifer Elizabeth @LandinosMah]

Dedrick and Adam are the two dimmest contestants in Claim to Fame history.
Dedrick gave himself away week one and Adam is a whiny man-child.
#ClaimToFame

[Jennifer Elizabeth @LandinosMah]

Imagine having the life you always wanted and constantly complaining about it...like...