Lando

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[Lando @LandoSuccess]

@TrifeMack132 @HotNewHipHop You gotta be under 30 because that’s wild if not

[Lando @LandoSuccess]

Yeah, this Chris Brown concert was a glitch in the matrix when it came to ticket prices.

Detroit is one of the very few cities that spends big money and always shows up for concerts. But having three different show options, with two of them on work nights, during Fourth of July weekend when a lot of people already had plans, completely messed up the pricing.

I know resellers bought a crazy amount of tickets expecting to charge us insane prices, not realizing the show was at Ford Field, which is HUGE. Now they can’t move the tickets, and fans are getting amazing seats for under $100.

This is just a rare L that all of Detroit has to take. If this had been a Friday and Saturday at Little Caesars Arena, tickets wouldn’t have been lower than $600 just to get in the building.

People are saying they’ll just wait until the last minute next time. 🤣 Do that if you want… and you probably won’t be going. This was a one-off situation. Sometimes things just line up like this.

Gotta take our L and enjoy the show. 🤷🏾‍♂️

[Lando @LandoSuccess]

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Trying to learn this F2L with this Rubik’s cube have me ready to break it 😡 after two weeks I still haven’t found one YouTuber that can explain it simply. That’s the biggest problem with this community 100% of the cubers are nerds and can solve a cube within 30 seconds so them trying to explain it to a newbie their brains just can’t comprehend 🤦🏾‍♂️ that’s why I did a how to solve a Rubik’s cube video because nobody in their community can explain it for dummies 🤣 now I’m trying to learn with ChatGPT at this point. Once I can teach Omar how to solve one within one minute then I’ll be done because this shit is ghetto. I have wasted about 20 hours and have learned absolutely NOTHING 😡😡

[Lando @LandoSuccess]

Yeah episode 1 of HOD was literally like the season finale 😳 they said y'all want ACTION then say less 🤣 now I'm scared the rest of the season will be very slow. 10/10 start 👏🏿👏🏿
This episode was should have been named "WHAT COULD GO WRONG WILL GO WRONG" everybody plan went to 💩 and the whole episode was pure chaos. Shout out to Sheepstealer 🤣🤣 that Mfer have NO HOME TRAINING 😩😩 he said Dragons 🐉 burn things down in battle right well that's what imma do 🤷🏾‍♂️

[Lando @LandoSuccess]

This is why I work so hard, I’ll never get tired of being these kids superhero. This is what success looks and feels like to me 🕺🏿 my wife a hater tho #family #love #kids #fyp

[Lando @LandoSuccess]

White Electrician Shuts Down Restaurant After Getting Kicked Out. #viralreels #fyp #funny #hilarious #restaurant

[Lando @LandoSuccess]

Cop Get Cop Lying To Handicap Woman And It’s Hilarious 😂 #funny #cops #police #fyp #viralreels

[Lando @LandoSuccess]

Woman responds after not feeding neighborhood kid asking for food

[Lando @LandoSuccess]

Why this robot collapsed while trying to dance to Michael Jackson’s “Billie Jean” 😩🤣

[Lando @LandoSuccess]

I told everybody a week ago the swatch ap watch was going to go crazy on the resale market

[Lando @LandoSuccess]

I told y'all that Swatch AP collab was genius and the demand would make the price rise to a luxury price 🤣 people camped overnight just to line up for a $400 pocket watch 🤣 they already shut down Somerset Mall and Lenux in Atlanta they seen thousands of people outside knowing them fools probably have 50 in stock and 30 already gone from the employees 🤣 so they just said Nope the store is closed today buy it online. While damn well they know you can't buy it online lol

[Lando @LandoSuccess]

Okay since I finally listened to all 3 albums with no interruptions this is what I got. Ice Man he literally gave all the fans that want nothing but bars, double and triple entendres. First song "Make Them Cry" he literally set the tone for this album. He gonna vent about his frienemies be petty and take some shots. First listen I didn't love it 4/10 then second time it jumped to a 7 very amazing album. The album Maid of Honour IS 100% WHAT YALL CRIED FOR! Stop club bangers you got em, club bangers you got em. Just good ride in the car music with ya lady you got em. Stepping music you got em that boy is a 9/10 I can't even hold you up that's damn near a perfect album for people who want to dance and vibe. Now that album Habibti he can throw that shit in the trash 🚮 🤣 I don't understand the purpose vibe or flow that was let me just put some bullshit out to get done with this contract lol. Overall you're a hater at this point if you complain because he gave us two great albums for both side of the spectrum. That middle album is the one you can hate on 🤣🕺🏿 #Thoughts

[Lando @LandoSuccess]

I think Drake dropping 3 albums in one day was one of the dumbest ideas in history because if anything you drop Iceman let people go crazy for a week then drop the 2nd one let people go crazy for another week. Then drop the 3rd album and let people go crazy for another week 🤣 so you can dominate the internet for a month. Doing it all in one day is too much because people don't have the capacity to listen to all 3 and our attention spans is trash. I'll review them sooner or later

[Lando @LandoSuccess]

Wait one minute I know this 🥷 Drake didn't just drop 3 albums 🤣🤣😩😩 he said yall want club bangers, him being emotional, strip club joints everybody gets a banger!! ‼️

[Lando @LandoSuccess]

Drake timestamp boys are UNDEFEATED!!! 1 Am In ALBANY BABY!!!! DAAA BOIII IS BACK 🦉

[Lando @LandoSuccess]

Just know in 24 hours Drizzy Drake coming back home for the thrown 👑 get your pictures ready for Drake quotes all summer 🦉

[Lando @LandoSuccess]

#KevinHartRoast Where do I start 🤣🤣

I haven’t watched comedy and literally screamed laughing this much in a while.

Jeff Ross did amazing 👏🏿

NA’IM Draymond joke was freaking hilarious

Chelsea Handler was amazing

Pete Davidson was OUT OF ORDER 🤣

Tony Hinchcliffe was amazing can’t get mad at his George Floyd joke because he was smart enough to also do a Charlie Kirk

Sheryl Underwood 10/10 😩😩🤣🤣 straight hilarious

Adding Katt Williams was an amazing twist and makes you realize he’s better roasting than doing a stand up show he definitely should adjust his standup.

Everybody booing Draymond was hilarious and it’s crazy after all these years The Rock have a Aura like no other. You can be the president but if the The Rock walks in the room he demands everybody attention he did great. Overall I absolutely loved it, started off rocky but they picked it up

[Lando @LandoSuccess]

@Mrgunsngear @grok did the cop go to jail

[Lando @LandoSuccess]

What's y'all's thoughts about Michael B. Jordan's new movie 'Swapped'? I loved the concept, pace, and the overall movie, so it gets a solid 8/10 for me. My only critique is that MBJ was the wrong actor to do the voice over. I would have thought he would have a good cartoon animation voice, but he just sounds like Michael B. Jordan, kinda like when Beyonce did 'The Lion King.' For example, you could watch 'Leo' and not even realize the voice was Adam Sandler because he just was the lizard. The Rock playing Maui in 'Moana' - some parts you forget it's him. Overall, I liked the movie, and it was good he tried something different 💯