Lando Calrissian

professional gambler, entrepreneur, smuggler, Baron Administrator of Cloud City, general ladies man, Colt 45 Pitchman & straight up Hustler

[Lando Calrissian @Lando_Cal]

Would anyone be mad at Lando if Lando pimp SMACKED #Trump into a carbonite pit & turned him into Wall art & hung a dart board on him?

[Lando Calrissian @Lando_Cal]

Still here just taking down scores, a real hustler never stops. Getting ready for takeoff, see ya soon.

[Lando Calrissian @Lando_Cal]

Of course not but I love to see them try to impress the smoothest ever to do it.

[Jimmy Jawa @the_jawa]

@Lando_Cal but can anyone carry it off with the same aplomb!

[Lando Calrissian @Lando_Cal]

I’m back.... ladies, you’re WELCOME!

[Lando Calrissian @Lando_Cal]

I want to see any Lando Halloween costumes out there.

[Lando Calrissian @Lando_Cal]

I hope he takes the advice I gave him on what capes go with what accessories.

[Lando Calrissian @Lando_Cal]

Wow... gonna need to get my cape cleaned and the Falcon hoses off after that last “mission”

[Lando Calrissian @Lando_Cal]

Do the smooth thing and Wear a damn mask and get your shots you low down dirty….

[Lando Calrissian @Lando_Cal]

Jadakiss can have the keys to The Falcon anytime he wants! #Legend! #VERZUZ

[Lando Calrissian @Lando_Cal]

I need to make Giannis a co-pilot on The Falcon.

[Lando Calrissian @Lando_Cal]

For the record… @TheTraeYoung is The Night King!!
#ICETRAE #Trae #nba #NBAPlayoffs #NBATwitter

[Lando Calrissian @Lando_Cal]

I’m sending @TheTraeYoung a case of Colt 45, he definitely doesn’t need to chill it he’s ICEY enough!!

[Lando Calrissian @Lando_Cal]

Dr Buss is rolling in his grave right now! (Yes Lando is a Laker fan.)

This is a sad day in sports with the Clippers aka Flippers FINALLY getting past the 2nd round.

SMDH

[Lando Calrissian @Lando_Cal]

Happy Mother’s Day to all you foxy mama’s out there!
#HappyMothersDay

[Lando Calrissian @Lando_Cal]

I hope you all had a terrible day today! Lol
(except my Latino brothers/sisters)
*does a shot of tequila with a Colt 45 back*

#Revengeofthe5th
#MayThe5thBeWithYou
#MayTheFifth #MayThe5th

[Lando Calrissian @Lando_Cal]

May the 4th be with all you slimy double crossing no good swindlers!!

#MayThe4th
#MayTheFourthBeWithYou #StarWars
#May4th #StarWarsDay

[Lando Calrissian @Lando_Cal]

Everyone keep their hands to themselves! #StopAsianHateCrimes
#StopShootingBlackPeople
#StopLockingUpBrownPeople

[Lando Calrissian @Lando_Cal]

Salute to King Chadwick Boseman on his posthumous win. You are missed!
#ChadwickBoseman
#BlackPanther #RIP
#WakandaForever

[Lando Calrissian @Lando_Cal]

It’s Valentine’s Day... you’re welcome ladies.

[Lando Calrissian @Lando_Cal]

This is Lando’s Funk Pick of the Day! #GFF

George Benson - Give Me The Night https://t.co/NjrGZ2FoT4