fred against the machine

cell therapy specialist. m.s. of biotech UCI ‘20, what else do I put here?

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

I get so fucked up and Want to Operate Heavy Machinery Like Please let me drive a Boat Right Now

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

When you break one of your Imaginary Rules that have No Actual Consequences so you Lowkey just gotta blow your shit Smoov Off😂

[trash jones @jzux]

i eat popcorn like someone is going to take it away from me and then kill me

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Instead of calling in sick, we should be able to call in healthy.
“I’m not coming in today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it at work.”

[𝙈𝙦 @7mede3]

العنوان هذا احد اجمل الاشياء في 2025 💙

[ཐི𖥔ཋྀ @GenyaTheHag]

i pulled the sword from the stone too i just didn’t make a big deal about it

[fred against the machine @LandonMetzen]

Just saw a beggar wearing true religion jeans

[Brownies & Lemonade🍫🍋 @TeamBandL]

cannot believe this but rip oliver tree.

oliver came up in the soundcloud era, and had many mutuals within dance music. we met oliver early in his career and kept in touch over the years. he was a creative pioneer. deepest condolences to his family & friends.

💔

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Who up not giving a Rat’s Ass

[The Art of SpongeBob @ArtofSpongebob]

A drawing from 2000-2001 by C.H Greenblatt

[Guppi @guppisound]

Maybe ur cat is meowing because they want three beers

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

All wars are civil wars because all men are brothers.

[🪩🎲🍒 @expired_grl]

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

[on my death bed]
"Why didn't I just buy a normal bed?"

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

Not to be dramatic, but having to work 5 days a week is ruining my life.

[meow @swirli_e]

i don’t even be fucking around and i still find out

[Izzy @losemeotw]

Hunter Biden summer