BIG MAC

Have a good time, Boss, ‘cause I’m gonna

[South Dallas Foodie @SouthDallasFood]

Did he say SIX DOLLARS????

[𝔇𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔲𝔰 𝔈𝔤𝔤 @castingahex]

phone, wallet, the curse, keys, vape

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

Ian Fleming’s typical day at his estate in Jamaica where he wrote all his James Bond stories, need to emulate this

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

My grandpa talked about this like it was Vietnam

[티슬 @sseltty]

이 에딧 없었으면 세븐킹덤 전체적으로 수미상관인 연출이었던거 모를뻔했음... 씬 각도랑 연출 자체 이렇게 신경 써서 한것도 모르고 그냥 재밌다.끝.이었다는게..ㅠ

[Neet @neet_sol]

The economy is so bad that scam messages went from “you won the lottery” to “remote job available $18/hr”

[Unidentified White Male @hitcuzimgoofy]

Trapped my loser roommate in the Hole now I’m throwing firecrackers down there while he tries to escape. Rolex Submariner Date (2018)

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

The World Cup is at our shores, and all these people are doing us a great service. They are reminding Americans that this place is kind of awesome.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Won’t find this strikeout in the box score

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

A flyover during the national anthem for a UFC event on the White House lawn

AMERICA 🇺🇸

[Joel Sawyer @joeldavidsawyer]

Nothing has ever made me prouder to be an American.

[Buffalo Sabres @BuffaloSabres]

Our coach of the year.

[Harry @UKbigcat]

good thing I have my ceremonial chainmail

[Warren H. Cohn @WarCo1]

Here’s the email to employees:

Team,

Hope everyone’s doing well and enjoying the productivity enhancements from our AI tooling initiative.

Unfortunately, Finance has asked me to clarify a small issue.

It appears someone, and by “someone” I mean apparently all of you simultaneously, managed to spend $500,000,000 on @claudeai usage in a single month.

For context:
•NASA landed on the moon for less.
•We are now the proud owner of approximately 14% of Anthropic.
•Claude personally sent us a thank-you fruit basket.
•Our CFO has entered a fugue state and only communicates through Slack emojis.
•The electricity usage from your prompts briefly dimmed parts of Northern Virginia.
While we appreciate innovation, there are concerns that:
•“Can you make this email sound slightly warmer?” did not require 11,400 generations.
•Asking Claude to “rewrite this in the style of Succession, Hemingway, and Tony Soprano combined” may have been excessive.
•One employee appears to have used Claude to generate “a quick list of lunch options” that somehow consumed the GDP of a small island nation.

Going forward, please observe the following guidelines:
1Do not upload the entire internet into Claude “for context.”
2If your prompt begins with “simulate every possible outcome,” reconsider.
3Claude should not be used to:
◦settle fantasy football disputes,
◦write your wedding vows 97 times,
◦generate revenge edits of your ex’s LinkedIn bio,
◦or ask “what if Rome had WiFi?”

Most importantly:

If you see the message:

“This request may require additional datacenter construction”

…please stop immediately and contact IT.

Thank you all for your cooperation during this challenging yet technologically groundbreaking time.

Warm regards,
Management

P.S. Whoever prompted:
“Generate every possible PR angle for every company founded since 1983”
…we just want to talk.

[Elaad Eliahu @elaadeliahu]

ICE agent standing guard at Delaney Hall sports a Hulk green Rolex Submariner over his “We The People” tattoo

[doomer @uncledoomer]

america is so fucking beautiful sometimes

[Crusher Cam @BuffOriginStory]

This ain’t over yet

[sid @immasiddx]

"Please meet our new CEO"

The new CEO: