For those of you wondering - yes it’s still me. After a month long battle with the Twitter gods I was unable to save my old account.
This is the new, and slightly improved, Jake Landrum.
I’ll be fielding no questions from the media. Thank you for your time.
@MLBTheShow Pretty sure I’m in a #TheReal99 game currently…and I have a lot of questions…@Fabs1818 and I are just looking to have a good time.
We’ll keep you posted on the outcome.
Just tried an @MTKYColdSnacks for the first time tonight and honestly…it’s my new beer of choice for the following:
Darties
9 OR 18 Holes with the boys
A refreshment after cutting the lawn
A game of Beer Darts
LITERALLY ANY OTHER TIME I’M THIRSTY
Shoutout to the local beers you have out of country for being just tasteful enough for you to indulge excessively
But not tasteful enough for you to explore ways to get them stateside
You’ll always be remember El Presidente and Piton