Autumn Rasmussen

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Photo of the Day: Caimans at Night, Brazil http://t.co/8mcWAAgCgM #pod #photography

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I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.

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Struggles of an elephant orphanage in Zambia: http://t.co/mnX66vAAL3

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Juggling soap in prison because you're a fearless bastard.

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1: Go to Ikea, 2: Hide in a wardrobe, 3: Wait for someone to open it, 4: Yell "WELCOME TO NARNIA!

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#iHaveAWeakSpotFor good music.

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You lost your phone and it's on silent? Too bad. If you liked it you shoulda put a ring on it.

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I'm a girl. I don't smoke, drink, or party every weekend. I don't sleep around or start drama to get attention. Yes, we still do exist.

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Who owns the world’s biggest Bitcoin wallet? The FBI, of course. http://t.co/9aJaaPnVyN

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I think it's only fair to throw Monopoly money at strippers with fake boobs.

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The secret of creatity is knowing how to hide your sources.

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It's hard to ignore someone who once meant so much to you.

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World's oldest person dies at 116: http://t.co/y1spGZRIRP

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If these #results don't motivate you, nothing will.

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When you scuff your feet across the carpet and give someone a shock, you're actually making lightning.

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If you don't want your iPhone to auto-rotate, double tap home button, scroll left and hit the circle arrow button.

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Lionfish prey on 70 different species of fish and crustaceans-some are twice their size: http://t.co/lEf188s0CS

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Remembering civil rights leader and former president of South Africa Nelson Mandela: http://t.co/HAUV7Azjvn

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FaceBook makes you hate people you already know, and Twitter makes you love people you've never met.

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Keep on sowing your seed, for you never know which will grow -- perhaps it all will. - Albert Einstein