Lane Carter

dm me! talk to me about anything, I'm totally open for it

[Lane Carter @LaneCarter850]

@littlefayebird That bit of exposed skin on your hip will get lots of attention!
To answer your question, I feel like lingerie is unnecessary.
It's uncomfortable for the girl, only stays on for a couple minutes.
So be comfortable! Be yourself! Stay sexy! ❤️

[Lane Carter @LaneCarter850]

#thickthigh Thursday...and I have no thighs to massage and enjoy?
That's a damn Greek tragedy.

[Lane Carter @LaneCarter850]

@Punkloaf You can interrupt my scrolling any time!
I certainly hope you don't think, even a little, that I gave the compliment without meaning it. I definitely mean it! You are definitely gorgeous!!

[Lane Carter @LaneCarter850]

@crybccitsover Cherry and vanilla is delicious, you said you smell delicious.
It's easy math! Lol ❤️

[Lane Carter @LaneCarter850]

#nsfwtwt girls seem to be doing the "nsfw" thing for money and clout.
They don't do it for the love of showing off, for attention, or simply because they're attractive.
They've monetized their body.
Women have objectified themselves
The world is fucked And I'm not getting fucked?

[Lane Carter @LaneCarter850]

"cute outfit!"
Her: "all I have on is my bra!"
"Exactly"
#nsfwtwt

[Lane Carter @LaneCarter850]

@summer_cherry_b The video is hot, so this may seem weird to say:
You are so cute! I love your little smile right before you really show off. Devious, sexy, cute... perfect!

[Lane Carter @LaneCarter850]

@naziya5kx Is "whatever" an acceptable answer?

[Lane Carter @LaneCarter850]

@deftmoons Is it really an arch when you are folded in half like a lawn chair?

[Lane Carter @LaneCarter850]

I think I aged 30 years on the last two days, cause I don't understand 95% of posts I'm seeing today.
I understand some of why, since the whole #agegap thing, but...
You young whipper snappers!!

[Lane Carter @LaneCarter850]

@elly1kiddo I like your socks! Cute!!

[Lane Carter @LaneCarter850]

@MsCranberyjuice Alarm is set for 445am anyway, so that's fine with me

[Lane Carter @LaneCarter850]

@sammiewilloww You're not average
You're beautiful!

[Lane Carter @LaneCarter850]

Kinda tired of the freaky ass shit that happens on twitter. It's never happening in real life anyway.
Can't a guy find a real girl who's fucking normal?

[Lane Carter @LaneCarter850]

As much as girls tell guys "we don't care if you have grey in your beard, it's sexy!"......
I'm a guy, girls: as much as you think you're "fat", we don't care. You're just as sexy, if not more sexy!

#curvy is sexy. Stop trying to lose weight!

[Lane Carter @LaneCarter850]

@pwppyon Thats not good.
We would be casually shopping, and I put my hand on your lower back and say "anything else kiddo?" And you make a mess in your panties.
"This little kiddo will also need new panties."

[Lane Carter @LaneCarter850]

@cakesyringe You look great!
I like the outfit. Looks good on you. 💜

[Lane Carter @LaneCarter850]

If Wednesday is #humpday, what day is #dryhump day?
I need to know these things.