The Real Slim Laney

All the time Father, Full time Manager, Part time gamer, Occasional streamer

[The Real Slim Laney @LaneJ509]

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[k @yslnadi]

youngsters don't know this but twitter used to be bird themed. the bird icon. bird house for home. egg for new account. never forget what they took from us

[Spider-Man Vibe 🕷️ @SpiderManVibe]

“Tobey this, Andrew that, Tom this”

I just love Spider-Man bro

[Gabbar @Gabbar0099]

Just found out that in 2021, the UN tried to declare food a human right, two countries voted against it.

The United States and Israel.

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

Did you know the TV show “To Catch a Predator” was cancelled because they kept catching law enforcement, teachers, preachers, local officials, and other people who were supposed to protect children?

The final straw? An Assistant District Attorney in Texas was courting who he thought was a 13-year-old boy. He didn’t show for the sting, so they sent law enforcement and the camera crew to his home. The police entered, and Louis Conradt shot himself, taking his own life.

Can’t make this shit up.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

LoL "Sorry about your heart." HAHAH.

[hyunny | Fan of Spn 🥰 @Sini_Hyun]

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[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

A blue whale's poop can weigh as much as 4 tonnes, making it the second largest piece of sh!t in the world just behind Donald Trump.

[Evil Dead Ash (☥𝐃𝐁) @AshySlasheeDB]

New clip from Evil Dead Burn...

Who's excited?

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Clayton’s death in TARZAN (1999) is one of the darkest moments Disney ever slipped into an animated film. The lightning flashes, the silhouette appears for a split second, and the movie trusts the audience to put the pieces together. Chilling stuff.

[Unpopular opinion @notsopopular911]

This movie is definitely going to be a blockbuster

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

He found the glitch 😂

[max 🇮🇷 @assna_maz]

Will never not kill me how Brits go straight for the jugular every time

[BonkDaCarnivore @BonkDaCarnivore]

What's amazing to me is that, 10 years apart, there are the exact same clouds in the exact same positions.

DC truly is a magical place