Lane Kennedy

Perfect love casts out fear - 1 John 4:18. Jesus is why I am who I am.

[Lane Kennedy @LaneKennedyy]

i just got airpods and the first song i ever listened to on them was Calling All the Monsters by China Anne McClain

[Lane Kennedy @LaneKennedyy]

Update: I have one now in my apartment and they’re kinda the worst 😔

[Lane Kennedy @LaneKennedyy]

why is there not an all-in-one washer AND dryer? imagjne: it’s been a hard day and you just want to go to sleep, so ya throw your clothes in the Washer/Dryer and that’s it. you just go to sleep and your clothes are clean and dry in the morning.

[Lane Kennedy @LaneKennedyy]

@taylornation13 ** cataclysmic in a good way. Like unexplainably incredible

[Lane Kennedy @LaneKennedyy]

@taylornation13 Speak Now TV is a cataclysmic serve (she ate) and I have been streaming it on repeat. If you wouldn’t mind, could you pls ask Taylor to release You’re Losing Me either on streaming or online or somewhere so I can legally buy (begging on hands and knees here). Thanks, y’all r gr8!

[Lane Kennedy @LaneKennedyy]

@CapitalOne @taylorswift13 #TSxCapitalOne #Giveaway

[Lane Kennedy @LaneKennedyy]

@CrumblCookies 🍀

[Lane Kennedy @LaneKennedyy]

Did they know when they wrote Calling All the Monsters that they had officially won?

[Lane Kennedy @LaneKennedyy]

4 years ago today i had to make a new account because i created a fake news article saying the T-Mobile CEO died in a boat crash on NYE and twitter suspended my old account. Yay!!!!

[Lane Kennedy @LaneKennedyy]

i need 10 retweets by 8:00 for my cousin to do a performance for my grandma’s birthday

[Lane Kennedy @LaneKennedyy]

#NewProfilePic bc apparently this makes me look like zac efron

[Lane Kennedy @LaneKennedyy]

@Camchaney325 For those wondering, I revised my wording and presentation to ensure that the sole message conveyed is that this can save lives. Check my profile for the updated version. :D

[Lane Kennedy @LaneKennedyy]

y’all, i just remembered that the movie “The Life of Pi” exists.

[Lane Kennedy @LaneKennedyy]

dishwasher detergent packs and croutons essentially have the same packaging.

and i see so much potential in that.

[Lane Kennedy @LaneKennedyy]

ozempic really nailed it with their commercials

[T-Mobile @TMobile]

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[Lane Kennedy @LaneKennedyy]

bees: hey guys, i’m just out here trying to let y’all have nice flowers🌷 and important plant life🌻. don’t mind me and i won’t mind you🤫. bzzz😉

wasps: DID YOU JUST LOOK AT ME?😤 I WILL STOP AT NOTHING SHORT OF INFLICTING MAXIMUM PAIN💢🔥 ON YOU AND YOUR LOVED ONES❗️

[Lane Kennedy @LaneKennedyy]

GUYS IT DOESN’T RAIN ANYMORE

[Lane Kennedy @LaneKennedyy]

y’alls preferred lead?

[Lane Kennedy @LaneKennedyy]

the right answer called. he said, “i could live the rest of my life without M&Ms, twix, and milky way and be just fine.”

i agree with him

[Liz Dueweke 🫠 @LizDueweke]

One has to go. Forever. Which one do you choose?

[Cameryn Chaney @Camchaney325]

Lane: it hasn’t rained in forever. What are we supposed to do? Starve?
I’m sick of it.
@LaneKennedyy