Lané Ellis

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

If I were a Senator or Congressman, the first person I would call to testify about the biggest political crime and scandal in the history of the USA, by FAR, is former President Obama. He knew EVERYTHING. Do it @LindseyGrahamSC, just do it. No more Mr. Nice Guy. No more talk!

[Lané Ellis @LaneLaansEllis]

@realDonaldTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr
Please help SA!
You are the only person who can save us!
I am fone listening to this hipocrates!
Wake the fuck up SOUTH AFRICA!
THIS IS A BULLSHIT STORY

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Was just informed that the Fake News from the Thursday White House Press Conference had me speaking & asking questions of Dr. Deborah Birx. Wrong, I was speaking to our Laboratory expert, not Deborah, about sunlight etc. & the CoronaVirus. The Lamestream Media is corrupt & sick!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I never said the pandemic was a Hoax! Who would say such a thing? I said that the Do Nothing Democrats, together with their Mainstream Media partners, are the Hoax. They have been called out & embarrassed on this, even admitting they were wrong, but continue to spread the lie!

[holly maas @hollymmaas]

Tiktok is for 2 types of people:
1. Kids age 9-13
2. C/D list celebrities trying to stay relevant

[Lané Ellis @LaneLaansEllis]

@OscarPistorius.
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[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Rye Bread, Nutmeg, and coffee all have the ability to get you high when consumed in large quantities.

[Lané Ellis @LaneLaansEllis]

♥

[Lané Ellis @LaneLaansEllis]

@ArianaGrande -pleeeeeeease come to South-Africa ♥ #biggestfan

[Lané Ellis @LaneLaansEllis]

:)

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

You can use your headphones as microphones by plugging them into the microphone jack of your computer.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

If Barbie were life-size, she would be 7' 2" and her neck would be twice the length of a normal human's neck.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The Latin word for "old lady" is "anus."

[Lané Ellis @LaneLaansEllis]

"@FactHive: The best way to pour ketchup from a Heinz glass bottle is to repeatedly hit the "57" on the side."

[Trivia Hive @TriviaHive]

The best way to pour ketchup from a Heinz glass bottle is to repeatedly hit the "57" on the side.

[Trivia Hive @TriviaHive]

Think of a number. Double it. Add 6. Half it. Take away the number you started with. Your answer is 3.

[Trivia Hive @TriviaHive]

In ancient China, people committed suicide by eating a pound of salt.

[Trivia Hive @TriviaHive]

The word "vagina" comes from the Latin root meaning "sheath for a sword."

[Trivia Hive @TriviaHive]

Stress literally shrinks the size of your brain.

[Trivia Hive @TriviaHive]

Mothers of a Chinese tribe called Manchu used to give blowjobs to their infants as a sign of affection.