Nicholas Lane

Fiji water and a box of old raisinettes

[MR. WRINKLE @foldsandflaps]

How old were y’all when you found out the ridges on the bottom of beer bottles had a purpose?

[Nicholas Lane @LaneNicky]

Uppa Wolves

[Nicholas Lane @LaneNicky]

@SpectrumCulture [email protected] is great thanks!

[Nicholas Lane @LaneNicky]

What the hell! Is this real?maddest thing I've ever seen ... A gorilla telling us to save the planet

[Mama Donna 🌞 @Soil2Soulutions]

Beloved gorilla Koko, famous for learning American Sign Language, passed away at 46. This is her last message to humanity.

[Nicholas Lane @LaneNicky]

@SpectrumCulture Email is [email protected] thanks!

[Nicholas Lane @LaneNicky]

@SpectrumCulture Hi, I'm really interested in this, could I get some more information please?

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

me: my grandpa died

guy who takes cbd: he should try cbd oil. works so good for me i swear by it. u can vape it or even eat it like in edible form

me: he’s dead

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"Our safety engineers crash test over 1000 cars a year."
“Hey wait, that’s not a dummy.”
“This exhibit is closed!”

[Nicholas Lane @LaneNicky]

@BridginBoyle could have just said this to me face?

[Nicholas Lane @LaneNicky]

@OrlaCarrr @SoDamnTrue hahaha what is this Orla I cant view it?

[Nicholas Lane @LaneNicky]

Hi guys, What's up with those people that are always with other people, hanging out and stuff like what? Am I right?

[wife supremacist @thefurlinator]

[2046]

30 years ago we had John Puppy, Bob Monkey, and Steve Baby

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

Why, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McGreg. With a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!

[Phil Jamesson @PhilJamesson]

Me: which witch is which? Haha
Witches: wow you've met us like five times

[Nicholas Lane @LaneNicky]

@jazmasta @EndhooS @PapaGoose97 this is a fat tom joke if I ever saw one

[hambone @toomanytoes]

Judge: You need supervision.

Me: [Imagines toasting toast at a slightly increased rate with laser eyes] YES! Do it now robed wizard.

[UCD Dramsoc @dramsoc]

Our second competition! Win TWO FREE TICKETS to King Lear by retweeting this poster. Closing 9pm tomorrow

[Slam Squat-Thrust @Gre_Gone]

Judge: Swear to tell the truth the whole truth & nothing but the truth?
Me: No
Judge: No?
Me: No
Judge: *under breath* holy shit that's boss

[Good Kyle @KyleMcDowell86]

[My wife looking out the window] Honey, those kids are on fleek in our yard again
[Me with the phone to my ear] I'm already calling the cops