Lane Vaughn

Human Disaster

[Anna Drezen @annadrezen]

RT if u love ghosts but you're scared of ghosts

[Lane Vaughn @LaneVaughn]

When you’re on Zillow and want to see what the mansion in Windermere next to Shaq’s is going for these days

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

sorry, what situation would call for one to “sort by price: high to low”

[Lane Vaughn @LaneVaughn]

@ElannaHeda I am an em dash FIEND

[Lane Vaughn @LaneVaughn]

Work sucks so I’ve decided I’m commissioning an oil painting of this picture to hang in my office as motivation. Ultimate girlboss energy outwit outplay outlast bitch @survivorcbs

[Lane Vaughn @LaneVaughn]

Why have a cup of coffee when you could have small sips of several different cups of coffee and then let them all get cold 😙🤌🏻

[Jeopardy! @Jeopardy]

❤️

[Lane Vaughn @LaneVaughn]

As an extrovert working from home can be extremely lonely and isolating but sometimes my fridge sings me a little song :)

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

Knock knock

Whose there

A cow

Ok come in

[Lane Vaughn @LaneVaughn]

No this nausea is definitely from the vaccine and not the 3-day-old crab rangoons I just ate

[Lane Vaughn @LaneVaughn]

LET’S GET LOUD

[Lane Vaughn @LaneVaughn]

I dreamed a whole murder mystery and then woke up before I found out who did it

[Lance Allred @lanceallred41]

So is Kaepernick taking a knee still an inappropriate way to protest?

[Lane Vaughn @LaneVaughn]

You say furtado and I say furtado

[Lane Vaughn @LaneVaughn]

@LaneVaughn stop watching chopped and do your laundry

[Lane Vaughn @LaneVaughn]

Love when the eliminated contestant on a show says “this isn’t the last you’ll see of me” and then it’s literally the last I ever see of them.

[Lane Vaughn @LaneVaughn]

@jessicajbanks @veschwab I was just about to buy this!!!

[Lane Vaughn @LaneVaughn]

@JLascara RIP to a true American classic ✌🏻

[Lane Vaughn @LaneVaughn]

Me: money has been pretty tight lately better save all I can
Also me: “Your purchase of _Original BNA Carpet Doormat_ will arrive in 2 weeks.”

[Lane Vaughn @LaneVaughn]

“If the light is off then it isn’t on” -Hillary Duff, 2003