Lane Westerfeld

[Lane Westerfeld @LaneWesterfeld]

UȘA

[Lane Westerfeld @LaneWesterfeld]

@barstoolsports Holy shit

[Lane Westerfeld @LaneWesterfeld]

Cass - “I’ve never drove a truck and trailer before.” Me - “You’ll figure it out just go slow.”

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

Was just upstairs laying w my 3-year-old, giver her my world famous nightly back scratch to help her fall asleep

I noticed she was staring up at the ceiling

I wondered if she’d articulate an answer if I questioned what she was thinking about, given that she’s 3

So I asked her, “what’re you thinking about sweetheart?”

She sat there for about 3 seconds

Turned her head towards me

“Turtles”

That’s a mental state I yearn for. Not stress. Not work. Not shit I need to do.

Just turtles

[Lane Westerfeld @LaneWesterfeld]

No huge hockey fans in our household just love watching a team represent the USA!! The olympics are awesome especially when you win! Congratulations to the @usahockey on gold and thanks to @HockeyCanada for a hell of a game.

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Our goalie decided we weren’t gonna lose today.. One of the greatest American sport performances of all time

🗣🗣 THANK YOU FOR STANDING ON YOUR HEAD CONNOR HELLEBUYCK

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Paul Bissonnette @BizNasty2point0]

Congratulations to team USA. Legendary performance from Connor Hellebuyck. Amazing Johnny Gaudreau tribute.

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

McDavid looked like me playing an NHL video game for the first time and not knowing which button to push during a breakaway

[Lane Westerfeld @LaneWesterfeld]

@JeffreyHammer17 @DougHettinger1 @dandakich @PatMcAfeeShow Everyone is entitled to their own opinions even if I don’t agree with him on everything doesn’t make him not funny.

[Lane Westerfeld @LaneWesterfeld]

I had an 11 hour drive transporting a horse yesterday and I started listening to @dandakich show on YouTube since the @PatMcAfeeShow is on a break. This guy is hilarious and insightful strongly recommend giving him a listen !!! #GAP

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

"There will never be another Alexander Ovechkin and he's done it his own way..

He's one of one" ~ @nickmaraldo #PMSLive

[Gump Cathcart @bubbagumpino]

Steph Curry

[Lane Westerfeld @LaneWesterfeld]

@StephenCurry30 thank you for your service 🫡

[Lane Westerfeld @LaneWesterfeld]

USA Basketball needs to stop turning the damn ball over!!! What the hell are we doing? #Paris2024

[Lane Westerfeld @LaneWesterfeld]

@BaileyMcComas That’s awesome dude I went to school there. Sorry about the ACL, understandable if it happened on Batesville’s field that grass was atrocious.

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Caitlin Clark is the fastest player in WNBA history to record 300+ PTS, 100+ REB, and 100+ AST 👀

[Lane Westerfeld @LaneWesterfeld]

Golf is awesome.

[Football @BostonConnr]

Ive listened to Houdini a billion times

Eminem making bangers again is the best