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🥚Egg JiuGe.
I write fics, suck at drawing.
Guardian, XiCheng, Nie Mingjue and Donghua Dijun.
Irritation Guaranteed.

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#XiCheng #WangXian

Short AU Imaginations

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Slooowly typing. Slooowly... I need to come up with idiotic stuff Jiang Cheng can come up with...

Chapter whatchamacallitnext will take time...

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@ThapaRoll Omg hahahaah wow! Really didn't expect such a compliment. Thank you!! And Thank you so much for loving my fic. 😂😂 I really appreciate it so much.

Taken down and noted. Jc and his idiotic luck it will be then!

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Question. Should my Jiang Cheng in the Transmigrated into Ancient Times, Now What? have a System? Or just his pure lucky idiocy skills?

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@purplelotusfan Randomly wings it and suddenly creates something life saving. Boy just wants to survive.

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@violetblue461 So his pure luck idiocy it is then! Got it. Mueheheh

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@visicheng UNCOMMON??? Geez I feel vintage now.

U know what that means?

We were AI before AI even became AI.

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Wait so using — means it's AI??? Damn. I've been writing using — my entire life. It means being interrupted or a sentence being spoken by someone and was rudely cut into.

I am AI now???

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@visicheng Damn. Like how did they even come up with that?

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Hi guys! Transmigrated into Ancient Times, Now What? Chapter 10 has been updated! Sorry for the delay 🥲 so much has been happening and I needed the break. Longer chapter for now!

https://t.co/FLG1yekJPq

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@sour_sparks No idea. It looks sticky though.

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Imagine LXC having this in his bed and the real life JC walks into his bedroom and be like 'Wtf? Why is that in your bed? What have you been doing to it?!'

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FINALLY AN OFFICIAL JC DOLL AND ITS 40cm WITH A 10cm DOLL AS A BONUS IM ABOUT TO PASS OUT

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@TiredLadki With doll JC : Controlled desire
With real JC : RELEASE THE KRAKEN

Even JC feel bad for his own doll. He's planning to pull a rescue attempt.

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@Matt_Pinner If no hen, tw tw

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JC: Damn, it's cold.
LXC : *Puts his robes on JC* Please keep this on, don't catch a cold. I worry for you.
WWX: Lan Zhan, it's cold.
LWJ: *points Bichen to the sky* Change the weather or else—
WWX: Stop him! He'll end up angering Heaven!
JC: Yeah because of you!!

#mdzsmeme

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@2binzrik Legit make him cry out in pain instead

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JC: It takes two hands to clap to make a joyful sound but one hand to slap your face to make you cry.
WWX: That is true, but Lan Zhan managed to slap and clap both my cheeks to make me cry out in joy.
JC: ...
LWJ: ...
LXC: ...
JC: Can I kill him? I will kill him.

#mdzsmeme

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@Matt_Pinner

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WWX: *abt to do something stupid* There's a limit to everything. You just need to know where the line is.
JC: Yes. For example, the line between my patience and the speed limit is very thin. Want to test it?
WWX:
LXC: Oh my, look at all those birds. *Drags JC away*

#mdzsmeme

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@AnimexTwts Not an anime but...

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Hi all~

Transmigrated into Ancient Times, Now what? Chapter 9 : Where did he get that carrot from? has now been posted~~

A surprise announcement shook Jiang Cheng to the core.

Link : https://t.co/oTFx2IPHXM