Laney

I'm a talented watcher of television and a great judge of couch character

[Laney @LaneyRun]

It’s so cute that Hogwarts allows students to bring their pets to school. Can you imagine Hoss in a train cabin?

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My toxic trait is not caring what your kid looked like for Halloween but wanting you to see how adorable mine was.

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I can’t think of a better way to set myself up for future sadness than to get my dog a custom Christmas stocking for the mantle.

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I can’t work today, ma’am..I need to see what harry and rylee are up to.

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The embarrassment of unshaved legs and a male pedicurist…

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I’ve been waiting for my pregnancy finger “swelling” to go down so I can wear my wedding band again, but my child is about to go to college so I think I need to get it resized.

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Fall 2023 Fashion Advice

Women’s cargo pants: ✅
Men’s cargo pants: 🚫

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who I am working from home v. who I am working from a coffee shop that I spent $16 at are 2 different people.

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My dad likes to read me the sender of every individual junk email he receives each morning because he genuinely thinks it’s just a “him” problem.

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Told my phone to get directions to “the chop house” and it said aloud, “getting directions to ‘the trap house’” 💀

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Will there ever be a time that I’m no longer shocked when people become parents? I picture these people face dow, ass up in college and my brain can’t compute them raising children now. Myself included. Except that I went to bed at 9 pm in college, too.

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A special happy Father’s Day to @zacks_law_son from @Xfinity by having an internet outage and no customer service on Sundays during the US open.

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the cinnamon cream nitro cold brew foam takes me to another planet.

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there should be a reality show of east tennesseans in doctors office waiting rooms.

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I left my baby for the first time since she was born for @taylorswift13

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I don’t want to live in a world without Greg from Succession.

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I think I’m ready to bring back big jewelry…some color. Some dangles. Some personality.

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how can this be john b?
the ick.

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We caught Chase Stokes groovin' to @kelseaballerini's #CMTAwards performance on #CMTVIP 🕺🎶

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Getting old is anxiously awaiting your new mop to be delivered from Amazon with the same enthusiasm you used to have towards a new love interest.

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Remember when tiktok made us all think we had parasites?