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The best advice I can give anyone is dance like no one's watching, but keep the curtains closed, just in case someone actually is watching

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It still confuses me that Crazy by Gnarles Barkley and Hips Don't Lie by Shakira came out in the same year, it feels like Hips Don't Lie is a much older song

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@taskfandom Well mine came 18th, 13th and 2nd so not bad at all!

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@r0gald @Feiertagsfestm1 @nocontextmemes You know I don't know you but your troubles with women, which I assume your bile towards to them stems from, might be because of your own personality flaws

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@myoddballs #ILoveOddBalls hope I win, sincerely an oddball 🙂

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@nocontextmemes Boy*

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@nocontextmemes Bot grabbed a bunch of food for his family rather than a bunch of sweets and pop for himself, good kid

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@nocontextmemes I'm starting to feel about vegan jokes how I felt about Chuck Norris jokes, I think they're getting a bit old now

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@jackbern23 Steve's thumb war immediately comes to mind

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This Cannes festival sounds horrible, 10+ minutes of clapping? Is this some kind of Stalinist tribute? Does the first person to stop clapping get taken to a gulag?

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@Criminalsimpson When I first saw the tennis I thought it was going to be a clip of Homer catching the ball in his shorts and getting hit in the nuts

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Every now and then I randomly remember just how good the This is England movie and TV show were

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@taskfandom Sally Phillips, my one true love 😍

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@Heatherthefair @epistemophagy So she's getting increasingly angry, as in, escalating? What are you even arguing against? This topic isn't going to go away, they will fight until they get rights, so Joanne can either keep fighting and do nothing else with her life, or let go of her hate

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@RyanOCo06983751 @sports_correct @MEMEMUHSHEEN @juliaonatroika Another reason why patriotism is silly as a concept

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@babelDefi @sports_correct @MEMEMUHSHEEN @juliaonatroika Because I don't feel patriotic to my family, I do love them though, because they are worthy of love by being good and kind people

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@babelDefi @sports_correct @MEMEMUHSHEEN @juliaonatroika And my point was that patriotism itself seems pointless when the only deciding factor is where you were born. Again, love is different to patriotism, you also do not have to love your family if they are unworthy of said love

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@CrackerSpaniel @TOMonTwiter123 @GBGTA1 @MEMEMUHSHEEN @juliaonatroika I'm curious about reducing the market for illegal drugs, how do we accomplish that? Surely the only way is to legalise?

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@CrackerSpaniel @TOMonTwiter123 @GBGTA1 @MEMEMUHSHEEN @juliaonatroika All these darn immigrants, wearing patriotism and not benefitting us in any way?

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@IamBecomeVol @MEMEMUHSHEEN @juliaonatroika No please, not my IQ, anything but the IQ