Jonny

doing what I do.

[I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 @ImMeme0]

Same pool. Different president. Different results.

[Hans Fiene 🦬 @HansFiene]

Why is abortion a “heart-wrenching” decision? Appendectomies aren’t. Tonsillectomies aren’t. What makes abortion different?

[@jason @Jason]

Business AI is here.. for your business! 😂

[Jonny @Langer2005]

@drinkspindrift Looking forward to trying it. Love Spindrift!!!

[Buck Sexton @BuckSexton]

You can be blocked from military service for gluten intolerance, but these judges say a man injecting high doses of estrogen because he thinks his penis is actually a vagina is fit for combat

[Steak 'n Shake @SteaknShake]

Starting today, all our beef comes from pasture-raised cattle. Our beef is 100% grass-fed and grass-finished — no antibiotics or hormones added, ever.

Steak n Shake is committed to serving the healthiest kind of beef at reasonable prices. It is simply the right thing to do.

Let us know what you think of our 100% grass-fed Steakburgers.

Go MAHA!

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔢𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔦𝔱 𝔗𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰 📰 @the_det_times]

The Detroit Tigers have now officially went 6-22 in the month of May.

[Jonny @Langer2005]

@DawsAngeles @AdamCarollaShow @teresastrasser @BaldBryan @GinaGrad @randywangradio @adamcarolla Sick hat!!!

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Trump just restored Columbus Circle in DC. It hasn't flowed in 2 decades.

[Graham Stephan @GrahamStephan]

This is Ferrari's new humiliation ritual.

They'll make you buy this $640k EV (that looks like a melted Cybertruck had a baby with an iPad) before you can get on the list for the real Ferraris you actually want.

Welcome to the new 'pay to play' era at Maranello.

[Jonny @Langer2005]

Hard pass!

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

Ferrari has just officially unveiled its first ever all-electric car, called the Ferrari Luce.

• Starting price: $640,000
• Interior co-designed with Apple's former head of design, Jony Ive
• Range: 280 miles (expected EPA)
• Peak charging speed: 350kW
• 122 kWh battery
• 1,050 horsepower
• 0-60mph: 2.4s
• 800v
• Four-door four-seater
• Four electric motors
• OLED screens
• Weight: 4,982 lbs
• Front motors spin to 30,000 rpm, rears hit 25,500 rpm
• Car uses an accelerometer to capture real vibrations from the electric motors & rear chassis. An algorithm filters out unpleasant frequencies and amplifies only the more “musical” sounds. This can be heard inside and outside the car.
• Paddle shifter on steering wheel changes how aggressively torque is delivered, with five different levels
• The trunk has 21.1 cubic feet of space, the largest luggage capacity the company has ever offered
• 197.6 inches long, about as long as a Tesla Model S

U.S. deliveries start in Q2 2027. More photos in the thread below:

[Pat Stedman | Dating & Relationship Coach for Men @Pat_Stedman]

On January 6th I followed the crowd into the Capitol and shouted. Police stood by the whole time, hanging out with us and sometimes directing us places.

At one point near the House Chambers I was walking downstairs when a trio of some special section, secret service looking men started pointing guns in my direction.

Confused and annoyed, I walked the other way and when I saw a normal police officer asked him why they were doing that.

He informed me a protestor (Ashli Babbit) had been killed, and advised me to leave the building.

I walked towards the exit and after a short rest on the bench I left.

I harmed nobody and damaged no property that day and complied with all police orders.

What I received for that was a pre-dawn raid at my parents house, where my 1 month post-partum wife and I were staying, on Biden's first day in office. His DOJ had signed the order to arrest me 3 hours after his inauguration.

In the subsequent weeks I received death threats online and harassing phone calls, something that would be ongoing for the next few years.

I was banned from Meta and Paypal. My wife and I were both debanked by PNC and banned from Airbnb. My wife was detained at the airport for hours with our newborn daughter.

I was charged with 4 misdemeanors and the 1512 unconstitutional felony. The government offered to drop the misdemeanors if I pled to the felony. The felony was a lie, so I refused and went to trial.

At trial the prosecution for 2 days straight was allowed to show footage to the jury of things that occurred around the Capitol I wasn't present for "for context." When we asked to put forward footage that contradicted the prosecution's "context" we were not allowed. They could show what they wanted, we could not.

Police officers were then put on the stand for the next 2 days who cried about their experiences. I had no idea who they were. They admitted they never saw me or interacted with me.

Nevertheless like every other J6er, I lost, and was sentenced to 4 years and $22k in fines and restitution. Yet even after the Supreme Court overturned the felony, the judge would not let me out until my misdemeanor sentences of a year were maxed out. Because she can't count she actually kept me in longer - to the extent she intervened at the last minute to make the prison release me on a Sunday, something that is against BOP rules. My family sat outside the prison gates the Friday before practically the whole day waiting in vain because of this pettiness.

But the government wasn't satisfied with their pound of flesh: after my release they took me back in for resentencing, to attempt to have me resentenced after the fact to my misdemeanors consecutively, so I'd be taken from my family again and have another 1.5 years behind bars. This time I won, as they had no legal precedent and it skirted on violating double jeopardy since I had served my full prison time. Even still, it cast a cloud over the holidays and cost me another 20k my family couldn't afford.

People ask whether prison was bad, and yeah of course prison sucked. It was a hard and violent place. I was present for a stabbing, and was lucky to avoid two fights and a race war.

But dealing with Biden's DOJ and the DC Judiciary was the real trauma - they would grind down your spirit by weaponizing the legal system and use the endless procedure to bankrupt you. I had nightmares for months after release that I had somehow been hit with new charges.

By the time I was pardoned by President Trump, I had spent literally every single day of Biden's presidency either in prison or under some form of supervision. I had incurred over $300k in legal fees and over $1 million in lost business.

It was a reign of terror, and yet it was a mere foreshadowing of what they had planned for anyone else who opposed them under Kamala. The country should never forget it.

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

Ozempic is really just 9/11 for Black guys

[GregGutfeld @greggutfeld]

Best ad ever.

[kanav @kanavtwt]

BREAKING: Jack Dorsey has joined Anthropic.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

True

[Jonny @Langer2005]

Interesting

[Jonny @Langer2005]

I would be fine with Henry!

[DCU HYPE @DCUHypeGuy]

Henry Cavill is currently 43

Daniel Craig was 44 when Skyfall came out

Henry Cavill is the obvious choice

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@benshapiro @SwipeWright Most podcasts I listen to at 2X speed, but Ben is only at 1.5X speed

[Critically Thinking & Drinking 🧐 🥃🧉🍸🍹🤪 @TheCriticalDri1]

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