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BCCLA disappointed in Suzuki’s apology, rescinds job offer.

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Environmentalist David Suzuki issued an apology through his foundation on Thursday, and said he had spoken out of extreme frustration. https://t.co/WXCOBCcBpY

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Who should we endorse for the federal election?

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They were social distancing 🤣

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Several cannabis plants were seized by officers Monday after being found by kids using the trails in the Panama Flats in #Saanich.

TIP: You can possess up to 4 plants in public however leaving them in a public space unattended to grow is not permitted.

#yyj
#cannabis

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To encourage safe travel, we’ve increased street checks of transit riders by 200%
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@KestFatigue In fairness, sleeping through riots is a job for IAFF local 730

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We have obtained a court injunction that bans politicians from claiming they never interfere with police operations.

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@PaulDoroshenko If you need a change of pace, we’re hiring.

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@RookieCityCop

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Bye felicia

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Just got a text from someone still at the legislature. Covers off what @sdbcraig just tweeted. Protestors are packing up of their own accord at the @BCLegislature. Coverings are down and signs are being packed up. #bcpoli

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@IshBhuiyan @VancouverPD Ishmam do you work at Starbucks?

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ANNOUNCEMENT: To save costs, this year Canada Day celebrations will be held in Councillor Isitt’s backyard

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Coun. Ben Isitt said he was not in favour of allocating more money to the police. Instead, he suggested reducing the scope of the Canada Day party area — perhaps to just the legislature grounds and adjacent streets — to lessen costs.
https://t.co/p0QpsjSeh3

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Here’s the new Surrey Police helicopter

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Drink a beer each time “regular gun-carrying officers” appears in this article 🍺 🤣
https://t.co/bXaraDTG6O

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Welcome to British Columbia:

24,000 fentanyl pills = “Err, so sorry we arrested you, sir...”

Wireless headphones connected to cellphone with a dead battery = DEATH PENALTY

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What does a term like “staffing levels” mean anyway?

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Langford has a heart?
https://t.co/KfeNhgk06U

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Hey Langford... whattup?