Jake Langman ⚡️

YANITED. Jesse Lingard’s number 1 fan.

[Jake Langman ⚡️ @LangmanJake]

Would you believe it?! Love this club 🏴‍☠️❤️‍🔥

[East Allington Utd @EastAllingtonFC]

@LangmanJake

Reserves Team Club person

👏🔴⚫🏴‍☠️

#pirates

[Jake Langman ⚡️ @LangmanJake]

100% agree. Although easy to say as a Man Utd fan who’s watched his team win the lot.

[Jaack @Jaack]

Call me a weird twat, but I’d much rather see England win the World Cup than any kind of club success. I’d love to experience the joy of a whole country celebrating rather than just my own club’s fanbase.

[Consigliere @mi0minmio]

In stark contrast to that idiot Tottenham fan from Ireland that everybody seems to love.

[hd @H_OFF23]

told leng cashier to keep the change and she said I was £2 short

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Maximum impact, minimum fuss.

Senne Lammens has won the #PL's Transfer of the Season award for a fantastic first campaign at United! 🥇👏

[FergieStandards @FergieStandards]

Declan Rice when he sees a camera during a game:

[B @utdbrxy]

your captain getting hooked in a final is a different kind of low

[MAH @matissearmani]

Madueke was fighting Palmer for penalty against Everton at 4-0 but didn’t step up before Gabriel in a Champions League Final HMMMMMMMMM.

[Wayne Barton @WayneSBarton]

Literally created an award that never existed before to make sure he got one 😆😆

Bruno has caused the mother of all meltdowns

[utdreport @utdreport]

The gap between Bruno Fernandes (136) and second-placed Dominik Szoboszlai (78) in chances created is the largest ever recorded by Opta during a PL season since data collection began in 2003-04.

[Jonny Mac @JonnyMc1]

Anthony Gordon after doing 7 kick ups at his Barca unveiling in the July sun.

[Busayo. @busayomufc]

Bruno this season:

[Jake Langman ⚡️ @LangmanJake]

Arsenal win the league, pep leaving, Salah leaving, UCL final this week, Workd Cup starting soon. Headlines all about Bruno Fernandes. Massive.

[Scott Patterson @R_o_M]

Pogba getting more assists in one game than Wirtz got all season is genuinely hilarious btw

[Fredrik @F_Edits]

This has to be Scouting of the Season 🏆

> one of the biggest clubs itw needs a GK
> buys from 5th place in the *Belgian league*
> kid is 23yo, basically zero int./european experience
> cheap; only the 7th most expensive GK-transfer
> becomes one of the best in the league

[Kachii @badasskachii]

Gary Neville and the Class of '92 go spend 6 hours on The Overlap lecturing Manchester United on sporting structure, recruitment, and board control.
Meanwhile, they bankrolled Salford City with Singaporean billionaire money, sacked 10 managers in 10 years, and have spent seasons completely stuck in League Two. They failed to build a sustainable football project. Dem no see promotion.

[Life sentence for Amorim @H810H4G]

Tears Pogba got more assists in a single match

[s🅰️m @kojo_junior21]

He is the CEO of the prem

[Jake Langman ⚡️ @LangmanJake]

Pep left his last game a loser. Fergie left a champion. Simple as that.

[B @utdbrxy]

some dude from sporting came to my club and changed my life twice

[Bruno Fernandes @B_Fernandes8]

how can I assist you? ☕