Langston Hummer

Yo! It’s me, The Big L. Hold the applause cause im not finished. Went to Harvard, not a big deal. If you’re not chill, don’t follow. Beer.

[EJ Alco @ejalco6]

Alright you asked for it

[Langston Hummer @LangstonHummer]

Sorry I’ve been gone awhile guys. I’ve been arguing with Twitter over their decision to not verify my account. They don’t know who I am cause if they would, I’d have that little blue check mark next to my name in a jiffy. Now, I’ll be taking another hiatus for now. #Harvard #Yert

[Langston Hummer @LangstonHummer]

@Kythekegmaster I actually did my case study at Harvard (yes, Harvard University) on this and there were some compelling results. Is there anyway I can reach you to share these results? I have email, kik, and facebook messenger. #Study #Harvard #Ye

[Kylethekegmaster @Kythekegmaster]

Less then 20 % of the ocean has been explored. There is potential that there is a Long John Silvers down there. Potentially.

[Harvard University @Harvard]

Happy #FirstDayOfFall! 🍁

[Langston Hummer @LangstonHummer]

@Kythekegmaster Hey man, heard you played football in HS (Highschool). Would you wanna run a football camp with me? I never played but I went to Harvard (Yes, the Harvard). #Harvard #Football

[Langston Hummer @LangstonHummer]

Incoming call: Busch. #Harvard

[Langston Hummer @LangstonHummer]

@RonnyGuns looks like Eleven from Stranger Things. Someone get this man some hair. #Harvard #Haha

[Langston Hummer @LangstonHummer]

@markmariani51 Watch yourself pal. You think lurking in the shadows will keep you hidden in the dark? Think again. Weigh your options. #Harvard #Ye #Dangerous #Angry

[Langston Hummer @LangstonHummer]

Anyone else feel salami is an underrated lunch meat? Back in my days at Harvard (yes, Harvard), I ate that and only that. No joke. If I ate a meal, it was salami. Mmmmm salami. I love salami. #Harvard #SOS #Ye

[Langston Hummer @LangstonHummer]

Thought I would bless my followers today and give them some motivation on this fine friday. Keep going, you’re almost there. #Harvard #Motivation

[Langston Hummer @LangstonHummer]

Guys, I just heard about the death of OUR Queen Elizabeth. I remember when I was a young lad back at Harvard (yes, I went to Harvard), she came and spoke to us about stuff. Though I don’t remember what she said, I remember how I felt. RIP. #Harvard

[Langston Hummer @LangstonHummer]

Friday put me in a chokehold and hasn’t let go since i said “Eh, one more beer won’t hurt” at 11 PM last night. #Harvard #Friday #Ye

[Langston Hummer @LangstonHummer]

@RonnyGuns Keep talking your shit while i’m out of the country in Finland pal. You’re a fan and nothing more. When i’m back in the states, be prepared. I have the power of Harvard behind me. Also, @EpicJoeJohnson said you smell. Checkmate. #Harvard #Roast #Boom

[Langston Hummer @LangstonHummer]

Little naturday special with the wine night. People have been saying I can’t do things since my Harvard days. Blocked out the noise now i’m on top. Who can stop me now? #Harvard #Graduate #Ye

[Langston Hummer @LangstonHummer]

@Kythekegmaster I think the bartering system changed life and should make a comeback. at Harvard, I learned that nothing is given for free and, well, bartering agrees with this. #answered

[Langston Hummer @LangstonHummer]

Anyone else think the industrial revolution sucked? Learned about it during my Harvard days, overrated tbh. #curious #whaaaaa

[Langston Hummer @LangstonHummer]

Does Redbull really give you wings? Drank it and had a heart palpitation. Any doctors hmu.

[Langston Hummer @LangstonHummer]

Just left Carl Jrs. Doing a book signing, don’t know where yet. Leave suggestions. #curious #thoughtful

[Kylethekegmaster @Kythekegmaster]

*At red lobster
Waitress: “what do you want”
Me: “I’ll have the red lobster”
Waitress: “ok”