Thad "LANK" Thompson

UCSB '05 | ΣΧ | Bag & Boobs Connesiouer | Professional Embezzler | Winner | Founder of Northwestern Gynecology #boxmuncher

[Thad "LANK" Thompson @LankThad]

@chadbradswoleby Never thought I’d see the day someone larps as a Knicks fan

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Yes everyone keep posting their hot moms thank you 🙏

Maybe I’ll get lucky and see a busty GILF

[Thad "LANK" Thompson @LankThad]

Challenged my professor to a sword fight to round my grade up

This 5’4” man is hung like a horse✌️ fuck me bro #hospitalized #punintended

[Thad "LANK" Thompson @LankThad]

@VasillisMalone Are you in my wife’s English class

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On the couch cause I floated the idea of a paper bag over the noggan to the old lady

She told me some dude in her English class is “packing” more than me #whatdatmean

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Wemby was sent to make French babies with fat white women.

The only thing alien about him is that curvy 12 incher #noticing

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Just saw @chadbradswoleby hacking the sack by himself #pathetic #LARP

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I am such a Hunk #PeterMillar #NikkiCapocci