Lank Williams Jr

Got sniped by the fun police | Dirtbag | Beer-drinker | Patriot #SD4L

[Lank Williams Jr @LankWilliamsJr2]

@randyjohnsoniii At this rate of growth you’ll be having a million sex next week

[Lank Williams Jr @LankWilliamsJr2]

@JJReddick215 @WiredForSound__ Definitely some ethnic women in there, and white women that fuck black dudes

[Lank Williams Jr @LankWilliamsJr2]

@WiredForSound__ Yeah I was boxing full time back then so BF% wasn’t a problem, but definitely the easiest haircut to keep

[Lank Williams Jr @LankWilliamsJr2]

Which one of you fine ladies wants to #erape me?

[Lank Williams Jr @LankWilliamsJr2]

@richarddougla5 At least $500,000. If you don’t have that say goodbye you’re cooked for life

[Lank Williams Jr @LankWilliamsJr2]

@MommaUshyGushy Nutsack doxx let us see them BALLS

[Lank Williams Jr @LankWilliamsJr2]

Imagine this:

It’s the 1400s. Your only choices in life are go home to your bitch wife with facial hair or set out to sea to explore the unknown with a high probability of never coming back.

This is the Divine Mission of the White man. This is Portugal.

[Lank Williams Jr @LankWilliamsJr2]

I reckon there’s more readily available water in Ethiopia than all of Europe. Where can a fella get a bottle of that clear?

[Lank Williams Jr @LankWilliamsJr2]

10/10 pool to get shot and float and die in

[Lank Williams Jr @LankWilliamsJr2]

Being gay is a mental illness

[Lank Williams Jr @LankWilliamsJr2]

@tearfromtampa Who’s you’d boy, Kratos?

[Lank Williams Jr @LankWilliamsJr2]

@glizzy__goblin_ So free

[Lank Williams Jr @LankWilliamsJr2]

After the war is over I’m gonna move to Ukraine. Ratio there is gonna be insane #wormgetter

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Long overdue

[Lank Williams Jr @LankWilliamsJr2]

Lank’s top 5 bars:

1. Nobody
2. Cares
3. You
4. Fuckin’
5. Twat

[Lank Williams Jr @LankWilliamsJr2]

@glizzy__goblin_ Then she left me

[Lank Williams Jr @LankWilliamsJr2]

X, the everything app

[Lank Williams Jr @LankWilliamsJr2]

@JaquariusBatt @glizzy__goblin_ @iheartcamward I’ve been looking for this picture for months and have scrolled through so much gay hentai porn without finding it

[Lank Williams Jr @LankWilliamsJr2]

I’ve been told I gave a better best man speech than Baker Mayfield’s best man