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I don’t do ifs, buts or maybes; I do absolutes

[SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction]

The real reason Irish airport queues are so bad is because everyone's stuck behind this woman trying to find her passport

[Hamzah Khalique-Loonat @HKhaliqueLoonat]

Gentleman from the BBC has taken the stage at the fan park in Paris and asked the Liverpool fans for a message.

“F**k the Tories” the response from the fans present.

[Pepper Mills🖤💛 @PepperMills3]

It’s Derby Day and as EFC number 1 Fan it is my duty to use my platform to inspire and conquer. Today will not be easy. It may not go our way. But believe me, this fan? She’s here t’ stay. Now, let your minds be transcended by my musical truth. #MerseysideDerby #LIVEVE

[L @Lannahn93]

@hrrtchrltt 😭😭😭

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND WATCH THIS MOMENT FROM THE ONE SHOW

[three steaks pam @alexandrakuri]

a guy who lost his brother to covid during lockdown is being interviewed on bbc news and was asked who would be a good replacement for boris johnson from the tory party and he said “that’s like asking me to pick my favourite flavour of animal poo”

[Scott McCafferty @RevMcCafferty]

Rishi Sunak and his wife have done nothing illegal. The people who cheaped out building and managing Grenfell did nothing illegal. The people who owned slaves in the 19th century did nothing illegal. Its time to stop worrying about what's legal and asking about what's right..

[Jonathan Freedland @Freedland]

People keep saying that Britain has a “noble tradition” of taking in refugees, citing the kindertransport as proof. Simon Heffer did it again on Radio 4 this morning. But here’s the problem.

[(500) Days Of Oxlade @Lucky_Lugo]

Diaz been here a few weeks and has a trophy. We really saved him from Spurs

[Hugh Carr @hughcarrhere]

Donegal dairy farmers:

[Project Football EPL @ProjectEPL]

The year is 2055 and Liverpool manager Harvey Elliott brings on @JamesMilner for the last 5 minutes

[𝕵𝕭 @JBou_]

Waiting for Kanye to post this next

[Tristan Kirk @kirkkorner]

A 66-year-old man from Brockley was accosted by police for meeting friends at his allotment to break up the loneliness.

He ended up with a £100 fine.

[Sarah Larson @asarahlarson]

Does anyone else have the condition where someone explains a game’s elaborate rules and your mind just becomes a kind of dial tone

[- @AnfieldRd96]

Klopp in the dressing room.

[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

2022 vibes

[the pluribus is coming @getwellsoongeri]

🚨 | breaking: jesy nelson has arrived at capital's jingle bell ball with new boyfriend matt hancock

"there's nothing more bad boy than presiding over 146,000 covid deaths", she laughed