Lanre Akinsiku

Author. ticklish af

[dr. enongo / sammus the rapper @sammusmusic]

may, tour tour: https://t.co/6hC5jtgtMV

[dr. enongo / sammus the rapper @sammusmusic]

i haven't tweeted in like 2 years so you know it's serious, got a few west coast dates w/ @MegaRan coming up in May :')

buy tix plz: https://t.co/6hC5jtgtMV

[Mega Ran @MegaRan]

See y'all on the road! #GenerationOfMiraclesTour
@danielrustage
@richiebranson
@sammusmusic

🎟️https://t.co/urPS2vDFJP

[Lanre Akinsiku @Lanre_Ak]

telling my kids this was pac

[SB Nation @SBNation]

Eli Manning is wearing the Death Row chain that Snoop Dogg gave him 😂

[Lanre Akinsiku @Lanre_Ak]

NYT in my inbox everyday: this extraordinarily easy fondue recipe only takes 15 mins and will make you the talk of the town

me serving a block of cheese 2 hrs later:

[Lanre Akinsiku @Lanre_Ak]

who honestly couldve predicted this would happen

[j.d. durkin @jd_durkin]

“It’s going to be like this forever, wherever you go, for the rest of your life... audit our vote you piece of shit.”

Trump supporters continue to harass Sen. Graham at Reagan airport this morning — horrifying new reality in our country

[Lanre Akinsiku @Lanre_Ak]

thank you to the brave firefighters who put out the fire i encouraged my large and famously stupid group of friends to start. the arson must end, and all involved (except me) must punished. thank you!

[Senator Hawley Press Office @SenHawleyPress]

Statement from Senator Josh Hawley:

Thank you to the brave law enforcement officials who have put their lives on the line. The violence must end, those who attacked police and broke the law must be prosecuted, and Congress must get back to work and finish its job

[Lanre Akinsiku @Lanre_Ak]

@timkawakami Wiggins is now in Klay's 'go cook em at the top of the 2nd Q' spot but I'm praying for the day those touches go to Wiseman. Would at least be more fun!

[Lanre Akinsiku @Lanre_Ak]

@warriorsworld @JesseTaylor74 Missed shots, bad rotations, whatever! it's the first game. But didn't expect buddy to look shook out there! They obvs miss Klay's shooting but they also miss his lack of f's to give and desire to humiliate whoever's across from him every night no matter what.

[Lanre Akinsiku @Lanre_Ak]

it's a fantastic episode & now it's date night gotta go!

[dr. enongo / sammus the rapper @sammusmusic]

between moments of prayer for the orange turd's imminent demise, plz listen to the latest episode of @ZROSUITSproject podcast, which is eloquently entitled "Zoom Sucks": https://t.co/DMlYadtvx0

[Lanre Akinsiku @Lanre_Ak]

excellent tweet i love you

[dr. enongo / sammus the rapper @sammusmusic]

peace, chill~

[dr. enongo / sammus the rapper @sammusmusic]

This was everything ~ find some time to watch and listen this week

[dr. enongo / sammus the rapper @sammusmusic]

Still time!!

[Lanre Akinsiku @Lanre_Ak]

like what if we all had "at least he didn't bite the head off a pigeon" as the baseline for competence

[b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie]

winner of the debate is obviously kristen welker

trump cleared the bar for himself, that is, he didn’t rant and rave again.

biden had a very solid performance.

no game changers here in either direction means, i think, that this is a good result for biden.

[Lanre Akinsiku @Lanre_Ak]

Thanks for reaching out!!

[Lanre Akinsiku @Lanre_Ak]

🚨 NEW ZERO SUITS PODCAST ALERT 🚨 The world needs more silly ass podcasts so here ya go! And if you got any extra change holler at our Patreon maybe? https://t.co/qc2D7VX18v

[Zero-Suits Project @ZROSUITSproject]

NEW EPISODE IS UP! On when and why @sammusmusic x @Lanre_Ak edify themselves about their craft (with really long church announcements about what they've been doing) https://t.co/nyMpgm1HQa

[Lanre Akinsiku @Lanre_Ak]

really truly thanks for all the bday wishes everyone. @sammusmusic, my lover who is also the greatest, gave me all kinds of cool shit for my special day and all I want now is for you to throw a little coin towards funding her documentary: https://t.co/9FM8pxT4fs !!!!

[Lanre Akinsiku @Lanre_Ak]

@sammusmusic I love you too! (Also don't think you can sweet talk your way out of date night)

[Lanre Akinsiku @Lanre_Ak]

@sammusmusic thanks to @sammusmusic I sound 50% less annoying on the podcast. still a good amount of annoying but I have to give the people what they want

[Lanre Akinsiku @Lanre_Ak]

@sammusmusic you are so good at podcasting people don't really know how good (gimme some beats)