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[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

We’re going to have to spread butter with our hands, do surgery with a spoon, and carve the Sunday roast with a hack saw.

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Lady in glasses, "I'd just like to say that if there should be any cold rage that is happening, it should be directed towards the politicians"

Fiona Bruce, "What, all of them?"

Lady in glasses, "No, the ones trying to sow the seeds of division between us"

"Because we're basically being manipulated by billionaires at this point"

"And it shouldn't be like that"

[Leah Dionne @leahdionne__]

Babe wake up, another photo of a British figurehead looking terrified in a car just dropped

[jordan ☼ @iixxivmmxviii]

FUCK all AI data centers

let this logo reach every corner
of the globe as a warning.

[skumm🧊 @skumWgmi]

Yes, a 22 year old SHOULD be able to move out of their parents house on a full time salary.

That used to just be called having a job.

[.⋆♱. @redorphn]

i wont allow English footpath slander

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

The Epstein files are so bad that they gave us a war in the Middle East, $5 gas, hantavirus outbreak, and aliens just to keep us distracted from it

Let that sink in.

[Ellie✨♥️🥂✡️🏳️‍⚧️🔆 @EllieGabalus]

Israel lost the NYT. Amazing

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

this video is so important considering the western media and zionists are constantly dehumanising palestinians.

[Marl Karx @BareLeft]

Green Derangement Syndrome is amazing.

Last month it was MPs defending getting pissed at work.

This month it's the conservative columnist class calling someone a student because they don't own property in central London.

Please, keep showing the world how out of touch you are.

[Stan's Account @tristandross]

pundit class being unable to work out whether the line is that zack polanski is an out of touch fat cat due to living in a room of a house worth over a million to his landlord, or that he's a broke loser for still renting over the age of 21. good stuff

[k🪭⁷ @tokyomoonchild7]

This is the only 3 seconds of Eurovision footage I’ve seen this year and it’s all I need to see, give this diva the trophy!

[moo @moopreet]

Quoting myself on this

[Y @tinscognito__]

Polanski is a joke. Living in a million pound home 😡 *farmer walks by* of course a million is not a lot, hardly worth taxing *moslem walks by* though the welfare bill in this country is much too high *pensioners walk by on their way to P&O* but I suppose exceptions can be made.

[jess 💚 @jessasstrophe]

yeah but zack polanski did his big shop at waitrose the other day

[Ben Smoke @bencsmoke]

people in their 40s living in house shares is not uncommon in the london rental market! that you don't know that shows how deeply out of touch the media class are with the realities of living in the city for most.

[Mr Ethical 🚩 @nw_nicholas]

Perhaps an apology is due?

[ruva🌼 @ruviexo]

Honestly I think The Times is bordering on harassment now. Zack should sue. The antisemitic caricatures, the relentless digging to find *anything* they can use to smear him is getting ridiculous. Like this shouldn’t be legal. There is scrutiny and there’s just harassment.

[Mrs Gee 💚🇵🇸🎒 @earthygirl011]

The biggest scandal here is a journalist knowingly misleading readers by implying Zack Polanski was deliberately tax dodging when in fact his behaviour was consistent with all his then neighbours & those who lived there before them for 35 years

[Ben Phillips @benphillips76]

Translation: A group of housemates split the rent on a multi-room house in which he has a room. In the same sense he travels in a 10 million pound vehicle (he takes the tube).